THE DIRTY ARMY: I am suprised your DA hasn’t blasted Jason London for his douchery at Martini Ranch the other night. I was hoping some of your readers where there to witness what really happened. It is hysterical that this guy sh*t his pants in a cop car.
What is he doing in Scottsdale?- nik
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how come i dont see these posts appear on the regular feed? i mean, i come here every day but sometimes i have to catch ones i missed on the similar to or related stories…for instance, this one didnt even show up while scrolling through?? nor did a few other ones…
Ughh – really? I wonder if JL made a poop on purpose or he was so intoxicated that he lost control of his body? Hmmm…
That incident alone makes me not want to go visit Martini Ranch ever again.
Someone else was stabbed and killed outside of that bar. Giving Scottsdale a bad name.
Some bro thought he was hitting on his girlfriend, so he started a fight with him. Then the bouncers got into it and smashed him up some more.
Sounds like a normal night in Dumpsdale.
some “bro” didn’t start a fight w this clown… JL was at our table doing his best impression of a Scottsdale bottle rat… A Sunday funday regular tried to cheer him up w a joke after he got shut down by some girls… He said “I could buy and sell you and your friends…” Then swung on the guy who was just being nice. Wrong move… Dude defended himself and beat JL’s ass. Security ran up and JL started swinging on them too. What a joke. If you wanna be a bad ass in real life, and not on camera, you might wanna step your game up. Hilarious.