Joselyn Cano Is Even Hotter In Person
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I had the chance to meet Joselyn over the weekend and GOD DAMN do her pictures do her no justice. This girl is disgustingly sexy in person. There is something about her that screams confidence and sex, naturally I was drawn to her. I tried hitting on her and she politely let me know she is not interested. She let me get her a drink and she was such a sweetheart. Nik, you have to make her a DC if you don’t end up making her Press’ nanny.
My main concern is that she teaches Press how to speak spanish (mainly around the pool area).- nik
given the fact she works at a coffee shop that doesnt serve alcohol. its pretty easy to figure out how she paid for all that surgery. Buying her a drink wouldnt work unless she saw you park a lambo outside on the way in
I’ve been to cafe lu’s, and you’re right. If you don’t pull up in a bad ass ride they pretty much ignore you unless they need to refill your tea.
She looks like Snooki in the first photo.
Self post.
What’s makes you think that she will want to be your daughter’s stupid nanny when she can just make more money off of being some rich man’s whore/wife. Isn’t that the path most of these females take? Judging from her less set up pictures, she just looks like another average beaner with too much plastic surgery. You are funny Nik, as if Shayne would allow this clown in her house let alone around her daughter…
Dude its just a joke, calm down!!! Yes she is amazing!
DC name…ANN short for Amazing New Nose!
DC name should be RhinoNanny
Beaners that wear blue contacts. Be proud of yourself!
I’m hispanic with green natural eyes so shut up
Yeah, but she’s wearing contacts and extremely obvious ones at that. No shame in having brown eyes.
I bet you are gorgeous too, Rosiee.
She’s a beautiful girl in some pics…but in others she does not look lifelike. She looks like a “real doll”.
Wow, she is stunning. How much for 24 hours with her? I’m serious, I would pay it and I never thought I would buy anyone.
Seriously? Mexicans need to stop with the blue contacts.
While I was getting my teaching credential, I worked for a uber wealthy family as a nanny. Luckily the father wasn’t a creep but Ialso chose to not make too much eye contact as he would get chatty. But I agree with Spanish speaking. When I have children, I want them to go to a formal bilingual school. Exposing children before age 5 creates more neuronal connections the more languages the child learns. And it will make it easier in life to pick up more. Anyway! This girl looks very sweet.
She let you get her a drink, go figure, a Mexican taking something for free.
She needs to be careful with those studs on that top. Might pop those puppies!
The girl is working on her body and it shows. You are hot now girl… very hot. You and your Dr. deserve a lot of credit. Very nice.
Wonky eyes. The blue contacts don’t suit you well.
She looks more Asian than Hispanic to me… But either way, she is trying to Americanize herself tough, be proud of your background!
So, does Shayne get to choose a hot male nanny for Joselyn’s days off? Or does she get to choose the really hot pool guy? It’s only fair, right?
Maybe us DA strong ladies should start looking for a hot pool guy to submit for Shayne?
wow, this girl seems to have class…unlike that courtney whatever her name is
A girl that poses naked/half naked and posts those pictures all over the Internet for attention does not have class.
sorry, this was the only post i read on her. and i was only awake for 15 minutes before comenting on it.
Werent you just trying to get her help in another post. Common Trevor, make up your mind…and use some caps once in a while.
SELF POST. she so desperately wants to be a dc. her brothers must be proud of what a slutty sister they have.
I’m sure she will teach Press more than just Spanish. Hmm…not sure I would want someone who posts half naked mirror shots of herself online for the world to see passing her morals on to my daughter. Not the best role model, Nik.
Find a wholesome nanny.
I would just say don’t breed with it ..the fugly is still in the genes..all the surgery she has gotten won’t cover who she was before.Just remember the Asian guy who sued his xwife..another thing with the blue eyes its incredibly a cheap look..selp post added too.
She wears colored contacts – you can tell by how in the first picture the left pupil is staring into another direction. When people with dark eyes wear colored contacts their pupil always looks bigger because the colored part doesn’t cover all of the iris. Because of this the pupils often look a little wonky and seem like they’re into a different direction. But I still think she’s adorable.
I dont get it…what is so great about this bean?
Dear “…..” I hope your mom got you the latest version of spellcheck for Xmas.
Nik, I was unaware that your family needed a nanny. Does your wife work more than your pole?
Oh wow, qirls are mad hatinq! I don’t think its a self post, I actually believe there are quys out there that have met her & thouqht she was really hot because let’s face it, she’s pretty & this is cominq from a female.
self comment
Shut up joselyn
I have to give her credit .. Her face has come a long way from what it used to look like!! She was so ugly before she had her nose fixed and whatever other procedures she’s had done .. And her body looks great !! In this case I can say that plastic surgery has done wonders for this girl ! I’m happy for her !
Looks like she is trying to look ulzzang. I’m really into that style too, but as a non-gorgeous person, I still look very similar to her when I take my own pics.
Coming from an ugly girl who can look like this easily taking my own pics, we really need legit in-person, no-contacts/perfect lighting photos.
looks like shes trying to be japanese in the third pic her nose is too fake
Non photoshopped pics show a much different looking alien-like Mexican. Not hot people. She looks like Barbie f*cked ET on a nacho grande.
She looks like she is not right in the head. She’s one of those girls that stares at you crazy while you sleep
she looks like Tish Cyrus.
The face Michael Jackson wanted
Borrrinnnngggg her face bores me
It looks like she keeps her floors clean…like a good girl should.
This chick is not amazing unless your standards are baseline minimum. The OP must be a loser if he got rejected by a girl who is at best a 5 by quality standards in OC. Strike two is because she is HB or what Newport people call “Fontana by the water.”
she is pretty but her face screams plastic surgery which screams I’m sad inside! people need to stop being so racist on here! Mexican women are beautiful and have a huge range of features!
Serious self post. Guys don’t go through talking about how big of a sweetheart she was when she rejected him wtf. This girl just wants everyone to tell her how pretty she is but be able to call her a slut, which is why she threw in the stuff at the end. What a dumb pathetic ho.
just put the Hawaiian islands on my belly pulling skin to this smokin unit
She ruined her body with that triangle booty she got. Also… She has a lot of Botox on her face. I’m a close friend and she’s getting fillers… Trust me.
Does she swallow?
She from Lake Elsinore. She looks sooo different. She had a Huge Boob job and work done. Was a “mexican chola” before she got WHITE WASHED!. Dont let it fool you. Money Hungry Chick!!!
She is a waitress at an Asian “coffee” shop in Garden Grove.
I know this chick….I aint saying shes a gold digga but she aint messin with no broke nigga. She is a very kind and smart girl. Although sometimes she acts like her shit dont stink. I think she should have more respect for herself. I was dissapointed when she turned me down but even more when i found out she is a cafe waitress, thats like borderline stripping who knows maybe shes an escort too. Anyways if you aint Mr. Moneybaggs youre in for a wild goose chase.
Her HAZEL eyes are real, I would know since I actually met her unlike the most of you talking shit..
what the hell is a Press anyway?
why do you guys have to use racial slurs. can’t she just be pretty or ugly with out being called a beaner.
She looks fabulous!!!!! Glad the hairy mole was removed!!!!!!!!