THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I had the chance to meet Joselyn over the weekend and GOD DAMN do her pictures do her no justice. This girl is disgustingly sexy in person. There is something about her that screams confidence and sex, naturally I was drawn to her. I tried hitting on her and she politely let me know she is not interested. She let me get her a drink and she was such a sweetheart. Nik, you have to make her a DC if you don’t end up making her Press’ nanny.
My main concern is that she teaches Press how to speak spanish (mainly around the pool area).- nik