Joselyn Cano Needs A Spanish DC Name
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, so I know you are talking about naming Joselyn to be a DC, but I wanted to ask your Dirty Army that speaks Mexican, or Spanish or whatever its called to help us name her a fitting Spanish name. She needs to have one of the type of “Mi amore” type names. Any help Mexican DA?
Note to self: When instructing this Nanny, please direct her from an elevated location i.e. Balcony or Staircase.- nik
Juevos rondo
Cochina
Hell Yeah Nik! That is a beautiful pair of breast. LOL
DC name could be Nueva -New in Spanish (for her new nose) Nanny. Nueva Nanny.
whoa her ass is huge…..is that real lmao
It’s real in the sense that its not implants. But it’s not “natural”. The procedure is usually called a Brazilian butt lift. They lipo the fat out of the rest of your body, purify it, and then inject it into your rear. It’s very popular now because it makes your arms, legs, and torso thinner and your ass bigger
women look much more femenine which a small waist and substantial hips
Her new DC name is Plàstico!
It means plastic, since she’s 90% fake/plastic.
Some guy in China sued his wife for having an ugly baby. The judge ordered her to pay him 100k, because she did not disclose to her husband that she had multiple plastic surgery procedures before they met. It was considered fraud.
I agree. There is nothing natural about this chick, and it’s unsettling to me even though she is smoking hot. She reminds me of one of the plastic freaks from the movie Escape from L.A. Then again, so do most of the chicks that get submitted here.
Plastico sums up this chicks looks and life perfectly
Tetas Fantasticas or “TF” for short.
Nik you crack me up!!
Nik- I don’t understand this nanny thing. Wouldn’t you of all people want the best for your daughter and hire an actual nanny that is legit rather than some chic from your site, with no nanny background? It makes no sense.
Obviously Nik will NEVER ever get a sexy nanny. His short, thick-armed wife would never allow it.
Oh shut up! Who cares if he wants a hot nanny! He wants someone other than his wife to fantasize about! And having a bimbo walking around with the perfect body will help him with that!
I want to put a baby in her
Borbujas=Bubbles for those…things on her chest.
MexiKim (her ass reminds me of Kim K.)
Consuela after the maid from family guy
I was just going to say that. WTF. >:(
Best. Name. Ever.
Doesnt’ she work at Cafe Lu in San Ana,CA. Check out Cafe Lu on FB. I’m sure it’s her. Can anyone confirm this?
Yea, that is her. What the hell is that place??? Don’t look like a cafe to me!
that’s her. it’s been commented on in previous posts.
CHICHONA ( big breast)
BGB, Bambino got burro
My vote would have to be for “Dos Fakies” a play on the Mexican beer, Dos Equis. Inspired by that other fool on here called Fake Equis. =D
NALGAS!! Or for those of you who are not bilingual. BUTTCHEEKS!
COME ON!! SOMEONE HAS TO HAVE NAKED PICS OF THIS CHICK FLOATING AROUND!!??
Plastica which is plastic plus add the a…she is all fake..Sorry but all the surgery is not going to take the ugly away..still in the genes..poor fool who gets PLASTICA.
Guys, lets keep it simple
Viva Mexico
Tons “o” Fun
El Nina
Or my personal favorite:
Juggz
La leche’.
Refried Bean – (because at first she was a normal bean, but then remade or remaid) I bet her chili ring is all kinds of spicy.
“…that speaks mexican or spanish…”
funniest/stupidest post evarrrr
Putana
What about Iselas Toco?
Doesn’t happen easily but I can officially say that I’M IN LOVE!
Dirty Sanchez!!!
Mrs. De La Vega
I think she is trying to look like NICKI MINAJ with all those ass shots she be getting from mexico.
I believe “Jarritos” fits her perfectly
She works at cafe luna or cafe lune* in orange county. Its a cafe where naked girls serve you
Cuca caliente.
Meaning: hot crotch
Senorita De La Vega
Amazing boobies!
Broke, Filthy Beaner
la chupacabra
ANDELE ANDELE!!! as in ANDELE ANDELE Mamiiiii E.I E.I uh ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!! – Nelly
her dirty name should be Ay , caramba !
So, I had a bit of a girl crush on this chick until I saw pictures of her from before all her surgeries. Her face was FUG & now when I look at her all I see is her before face.
girl crush ruined!
so pretty but so fake! I VOTE PLASTICA!
‘Spanish Fly’ call her that
Chilito
Translation: little Greg (I think she’s a tranny)
Who did she get shitted on by to pay for all that plastic surgery? Judging by her instragram she drives a BMW 6 series also. I highly doubt Cafe Lu is paying her that much. Where is this money coming from?
Seriously. She had her nose done, breast implants, butt injections and drives a nice BMW. Who is paying for all of this? That is a lot of money.
Lmao at whoever said “jarritos” hahaha I couldn’t stop laughing.
I think la chupacabra fits her well. Because ppl from mexico are scared of the chupacabra ayee.
Plastica is not that creative c’ mon nick you can do better.
To the moron that submitted this: in mexico they also speak spanish, dipshit!