THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, so I see this girl at planet fitness all the time. I asked for her number cause I thought she was cute but she told me she only talks to “Juice Heads”. I found out a little more about her and apparently she’s one of those weirdos who’s obsessed with her self image. She posted on her instagram how she’s always “fasting” that sounds like anorexia to me. Nik, can you please tell this girl to eat something before she withers away in to nothing! Maybe check her attitude at the door too. She’s cute but she ain’t THAT cute.
A nose job will change her whole body image.- nik