Lauren Bower Is Not All That
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I had to show you this chick. I saw her a few times in the D and thought to myself;”Is this chick too hot for Detroit?” Her name is Lauren Bower; I guess she models? (funny smirk) I thought she was hot until she spoke, MY GOD did she seem dumb! It always happens, hot girl and then they talk. She apparently has a child from a failed marriage that didn’t last more than a few sunsets. Actually it seems like everything she gets involved with is a complete failure. Her nose looked funny to me also up close; do you see it also?
Lauren should never leave Detroit, she couldn’t make it in the real world.- nik
When I see her, all I can think is that song; how does it go?..”we represent the lollipop guild”
remember seeing this chick at the HO-down, and I’m emphasizing “ho” here, and she def needs a nose job.
I hate blonde bitches like this that think they are hot. Bitch get a nose job and quit acting like your better than girls way hotter than you. Damn, get a little attention on Facebook or at the club and think they got the world by the balls. Lol
Detroit what !
Total bitch, no wonder Will dumped her ass. Poor kid they have is already part of a disfunctional family.
It’s likely because she is a few cards short of a full deck. Blondes; ya gotta love em though.
Ew another Gogo dancer who thinks she’s a model, pathetic grow up for. Your kids sake
Lauren is a Very Beautiful, Smart, Well rounded young Lady!! She is a GREAT MOM and LOVES her son more then anything!! She is in a relationship and is very Happy!! Dont Bash Lauren just because you couldnt get with her!! Shes obviously to classy for you!!
Classy? ROFL Yeah it takes a lot of class to get knocked up by some guy and then prance around Detroit wearing slutty outfits. Her outfits are screaming “Hey Guys, I want to get knocked up again!” That poor kid – “Look son, this is what mommy wore to work” LOL You must be one of her “classy” friends HA! CLUELESS!
Hahahahahahevery funny
You guys have no idea what your talking about. Lauren is one of the nicest and beautiful woman I know. Only because she is sometimes shy does not make her stuck up. If you actually have a real conversation with her, you will realize how intelligent she is. She is a loving mother to her son and tries to spend as much time with him. She has never done anything cruel to anyone and really does not deserve this bashing. Until you get to know her, please stop this hate. Thanks
Obvious site for brainless penises walking around with no clue about life. A girl that does what it takes (without being a stripper or prostitute) to raise her child after being failed by a person that lied to her and promised the world. PS She was married when she was “Knocked Up”. This hard working career woman is a quality woman. She works for a nice company in a professional setting, and is home to raise her child.
She says it all the time 
Im sure we all did things in the oast that made us look like someone that we truely are not. Have a little faith, that this person actually is a quality modest woman.. And yes, she does need a nose job
Hey anonymous, How about you repeat 4th grade so you can learn how to spell and in the process consider growing a pair & identifying yourself. Oh wait, wouldn’t matter, no one would know you anyway…cuz your a loser basement blogger without a life that hides behind a monitor and takes out your misery on the undeserving. Gotta love you for the attention though…albeit negative…for no matter what you have to say…you stopped and took notice.
Daaaaaaammm saw dis chick in a strip club before, she’s aight but she didnt know how to dance
A sad excuse ……this girl is too old to learn to be a lady another wannabee birdsong ho,tryn to make a buck off her body way to go mom
Lauren is an absolute doll, she works three jobs , takes care of her son and is in a relationship now… I’ve known her for many years and the pictures you guys have stolen or found are either from her modeling and/or her job as a bartender… Do not say you would hit this ass guys bc if given the chance your rating her monkey as she rides your face , just like any other straight male in the United States. Out of a 10 this girl is high 7 or above, needs to gain a little weight but that’s ok … I live you LB and always will!!
….Lauren is an absolute doll, she works three jobs , takes care of her son and is in a relationship now… I’ve known her for many years and the pictures you guys have stolen or found are either from her modeling and/or her job as a bartender… Do not say you would hit this ass guys bc if given the chance your rating her monkey as she rides your face , just like any other straight male in the United States. Out of a 10 this girl is high 7 or above, needs to gain a little weight but that’s ok … I live you LB and always will!!
I would say at least 2 of these “good friends” that are posting are her. Love the self posting LB.
Lauren, Anonymous is pathetic. Pay no attention to her. It’s obvious that she has some deep rooted issues of her own via the venom that keeps spewing from her. To be consumed with so much hate has to be a miserable existence. Remember…A tiger doesn’t lose sleep over the opinion of sheep!!! Stay strong dear. You are a wonderful soul!!!
If her bf Derek wants proof she cheated on him like she did Will, he just needs to ask the right person. Sorry Lauren there is a lot of crap on you. Maybe you shouldn’t of left your home town and made a bad name here.
Hate this bitch. She thinks she’s so damn perfect when in fact she is just like every cheating stupid blonde out there looking for a man to pave her way in live. Listen you stupid blonde, you work 3 jobs because you didn’t make the right decisions, and if you weren’t so god damn gullible, maybe you’d be somewhere by now instead of raising a child by yourself and having to dress like a whore to feed your kid. Real shame; you can sit back and blame everyone else when in fact it’s all on you. Maybe you should have gotten an education for yourself to land a real job? Hmmm I guess that never crossed your mind when you were sleeping around wasting your life away in the bar scene.
SHE WILL CHEAT ON YOU….