Lauren Klaus
THE DIRTY ARMY: Hey nik, this is Lauren Klaus. She thinks she has what it takes to be Americas next top model. I think she has what it takes to be Americas next top WHORE! She is a Bartender and “Model”? Sounds like future stripper to me! Can you please set her straight.
When you can’t wear excessive amounts of make-up cause it turns you into a tranny then you are not a model.- nik
She do look like a tranny!! Good one Nik
I don’t think it’s the makeup that makes her look like a tranny. I think it’s the fact that she’s a tranny that makes her look like a tranny. The jawline, waist and hands give her away.
You clearly have no idea how photoshoots go….hello we wear a lot of different types of make-up. Some looks have heavy eye make-up, others not. It depends on the shoot and what the photographers/clients want. Also a make-up artist does the look. I have many photos, and I look different in every one due to make up and styling. You just sound dumb, do some research before you try to insult someone.
This whole comment is stupid.
This girl thinks she is such hott shyt!! LIKE seriously if she wernt a modle, or what ever the hell she calls herself, she would be an ugly duckling just like she was back in the day LOLOLOL.
*model
I have no clue who you are, but why do you care so much about what I do. Who cares what I looked like in high school lol really… it’s been 4 years move on. I clearly wasn’t friends with you, so how do you know about my life? Grow up seriously.
I see this girl at Fedora Lounge. I had no idea she was a transvestite. I should probably tell all the guys she’s been hooking up with that one. Now I don’t have to wonder anymore. You can see it all in her face. Disgusting. Why does she even model? Her lips look injected with something, clear to notice. Her hair looks like it needs a good brushing. Still trying to figure out what that thing is next to her nose is. She is very close to having a uni with those bushy eye brows. Smiles like a clown. It’s obvious she WAS a man. Must have a small penis if she can pull off wearing a bathing suit. Friends and I are going to get a kick out of this one.
I have never hooked up with anyone, because I have never, and will never cheat. I challenge you to grow a pair, and come in on a Friday and talk to me instead of making mean and truly ignorant comments about me on some website. Or can you only be rude hiding behind your computer? I love bartending and serving, so I’m not sure why you would take time to write comments like this, but like I said before….come in and just talk to me.
Seems to me that someone is jealous somewhere. To post boyfriend after girlfriend. Just a little fishy if you ask me. Have a feeling whoever did it knows brad better then they know Lauren.
The girl who posted this has been obsessing over me for about two years now. I am actually in the process of getting a no contact order due to her harassment as well as her clear disrespect. The kicker…I have never met her. So you are right, she knows my bf, not me, she’s just crazy. She stole these photos from my molding page, because I have blocked her form my regular page. I have blocked her 3 times now…she makes new profiles…and then tries to talk to me. She went as far as making a fake page under the name Kelly Grumbo to get at me. This is just pathetic.
Damn broad got a chin like Jay Leno!
BIG ASS mother fucking feet. Big foot looka like
I have a size 6.5 foot lol if that’s big then I don’t even want to know how you talk to women with a size 7 or 8 foot
Gotta go with “Better than you” on this, I’ve only met this lauren chick when I’m out at the bars and she’s always cool, unlike a lot of girls in the industry that are stuck up and shit. She is definitely better looking in person though lol!
As for the bf, a pothead loser? Betcha she cheats on his dumb ass all the time and he prolly buys her shit haha
Thank you, and for the record, I never cheat. I think its pointless. Form my point of view if you are going to cheat on a person, you should just break up with them. I am always faithful in my relationships.
LOL. I wish you knew who really posted this. It’s def. one of those situations where you think you know, but ya really don’t. Kayla had nothing to do with this. Well the pictures of brad are already on another website and well your pictures are on facebook. So don’t be too quick to point fingers, cause you might just find them up your own ass!
Oh really, because I have the conversation that “Kayla” had with my bf after she went out of her way to make a fake profile. I have a hard copy of everything that shows that the photos as well as the caption is straight from that conversation. Please don’t insult my intelligence. I know this is you Kayla. If would’t have been able to file the police report if I didn’t have the copies that I have. I know you’re trying to make it seem like you are innocent now that I have the police involved, but it’s too late. You will be getting a warning call from Officer Starkus. Last time I am telling you to stay away from me. Two years of this is enough! Don’t comment, don’t call, don’t message me, don’t make more profiles including fake ones. Just leave me alone, you’ve done enough. I’m sorry someone put you on this site, but that had nothing to do with me or my bf, I would never do this to someone!
Shes fucking gorgeous, whoever made this is fucking pathetic… just like this site..
if u wish she knew… then tell her u fucking coward…
so what who cares if someone is smoking bc half the people in the world smoke! and if anyone really knows who he is understand he is a cool guy and will go out of his way for people!!! Kayla im sure is the one who put them on here she fucking crazy and will go out of her way to fuck them over! Get a life this site is a joke!!!
Lol Kayla warning ur a low life piece of shit why don’t you go take care of ur ugly baby. And stop with the drama.
Kayla your the only person who says LOLOLOLOLOL your so stupid. Ur a fucking joke. I love how u start shit with people you don’t even know. How pathetic and immature are you? And your a mom. My god,poor kid. What are you gonna do when your kid is in school and gets in a fight. Are you gonna go on Facebook and write there mom? Or make a page about about too. I’m sure you will. Cuz u can’t get out of high school and grow up. Your a fucking mother now. Start asking like it.
How are you gonna make fun of how she looks Kayla when you look like a little 12 year old boy.