THE DIRTY ARMY: So listen here Nik, this is Nick Decann, here is the leprechaun and we don’t mean the innocent cereal box character who rides rainbows and steals marshmallows from children. We mean the smelly, short, fat red-headed fuck that tricks everyone into getting his way. He puts the con in leprechaun. He such a drug addict and not to mention the big portion of his time of being fcked up takes place in his grandmother’s basement where he most likely contracted the possibly from another dirt worthy post. On top of all this man-whoring could be on his list. He is not unknown for taking v cards, or hitting on middle school aged girls when he was already out of high school. Please parents lock up your puberty stricken daughters and hide all your gold. He will supply all the drugs and alcohol just so people are too fcked up to realize who they are hanging out with. Girls beware and do not drink the alcohol, he will make sure you are blacked out enough to fck you and you dont want to be making a trip to the clinic the next day. Shout out to Nick Decann. Thanks Nik!

I bet that bottlerat never even knew he was a ginger (nor did she find out)…- nik