Lina Martini’s Husband Must Not Mind Her Ways
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, okay, here is the typical Dallas Trash Attention Wh*re who tries to value herself a little too much and needs to be brought down to Earth. This is Lina Martini. Yes, Martini, she names herself after a drink, #1, that is something for the kids to be proud of. #2 She attends all of the so-called “red carpet” events of Matthew JC (Travolta), who make can make you famous ! #3 She claims she’s a model, yeah right, she’s a gogo dancer. #4 Her intro on Facebook claims her mother told her to get +2′s and parade around half naked and therefore she deserves “high quality” men, #5 Once she was seen with Pauly D in a Dallas Club, photos taken by some obscure tabloids and then she posted it all over the Internet that she was in the tabloids. The Kicker, #6, she’s married. That guy must be the biggest chump on the planet, besides the droves of idiot guys who tell her how beautiful she is every day.
I look at Lina Martini and think her nose is identical to DJ Pauly D’s… which means if they had babies they would probably turn out retarded (brother/sister sex).- nik
Why do her boobs look so hard and high ip? Is it because she went too big?
Finally some new blood. Was getting tired of Scooby Snack. This chick has potential – now, only if there were photos of her in Dubai we’d have a new horse in the race. Look at that refund gap!! Her whore potential is very high.
She just flew back from the Playboy Mansion, supposedly was invitd to Hef’s wedding, as if thats like attending a conference on nuclear fusion. THos tits are so big they have gravitational pull.
She just posed in body paint and didn’t meet heff or anyone
Wasn’t this girl living in Austin for awhile?
what’s wrong with her face?
The rubixboob:(
You could bounce quarters off those hard basketball titties.
Martini is a legit last name idiot …it’s Italian or Albanian
She’s Columbia
She is a Beaner. I’m sure she comes from a family of dishwashers, trashmen or gardeners.
I can only find the FB page that allows one to “Subscribe.” How can I message this beauty? I’d very much like to show her & her +2s some appreciation. Benefactor, Lina?
I have a fake Facebook. She’s one of my friends. I’ll give you my username and password if you email me.
Am I the only one that noticed those fcked up eyes?
Nope
the only thing I noticed was her horrible extensions in the second photo, how did this get past Nik?
does she have downs syndrome or what?
Do you think the hubby is bankrolling the +2s and attention wh*ring? When did go-go-ing become a legit profession?
In the first pic, the girl on the left is that other attention whore Kasie Samakool.
Worked with lina for a bit. & Ill start by saying she is a cunt. Acts like she runs the place. Works for 15 min, bitches about something and goes home. Shes always late. And if this bitch tries to dictate rotation one more time ill fucking beat her ass! Also…She would gogo in see through underwear saying that her husband told her to show off her vag to make more money…. LOL she maybe makes $20 in tips while all the other girls go home with $200+. Shes a joke and so is her “husband”. Hey lina learn how . Dance or get off our bar. Your round rock hard nasty tits are not cute. Nither is your nappy ass hair. No one likes you at plush. ..no one except ross, and thats only bc you sleep with him in the office. Wonder what your “husband” thinks of that?
The only staff member I see at Plush is that Shronce character who looks like he just fled a concentration camp in Poland. Who is Ross? Does he have a Fakebook profile?
Your tits look like shit
Ok, first I personally know Lina and she is an amazing exotic beauty. Born in Colombia so anonymous she’s no beaner! For all you uncultured beings, not everyone who speaks Spanish is Mexican. Martini was her grandmothers last name. She host, models and does some acting. She also has a fashion degree and has a real job BTW. Lina loves to dance and be sexy ((its in the Spanish blood)) believe me she doesn’t need to gogo because she is well taken care of. She does it to stay in shape and be social. She gets paid to party unlike most of us who go out in hopes of getting laid and end up at whaterburger eating taquitos with “the boys.” She has a happy ending guaranteed at the end of the day! Personally, I admire her dude because just like any public figure out there, who’s married or in a committed relationship, it takes a real confident man to support his woman’s dreams and aspirations. And for real that Herculean mammal is 6’6 WTF!! No wonder she stays looking fly!!!
Nice self-post Lina. That fashion degree usually ends up with a job go-go-ing. The dude is still a chump and she isn’t getting any because she’s too busy attention whoring to cheap places like Vegas.
Lina Martini’s translation: I have a real chump who can’t get a normal woman so I made him bankroll my +2s (with severe refund gap).
Lina you shouldn’t be talking about all those guys on your Fakebook. Shouldn’t you be a little nicer since they compliment you all day ?
Lina, you said you GOGO to be social yet you put down most of the guys who show up to those dumb joints. Sounds like you better polish up your story.
I once knew a Brazilian stripper who said the same thing about stripping, just doing it for the exercise.
Go-go dancer, gold digger, etc…that is all irrelevant. If you, Lina, desire a benefactor, please friend me. I’m subscribed.
Why not just buy a whore?
Hey Lina, at least those guys who guy to Whataburger have a cheaper choice afterwards, they can buy a whore for $140. Your chump of a man had to buy you +2s and you’re never around him to give him his payback. The whataburger guys got a better deal.
On occasion, Whataburger satisfies the appetite; however, I’d love to supplement Lina’s current benefits w/her current…SD…errr…husband. I’m not looking to replace, just show some appreciation. Lina, please respond.
It’s funny how so many people can talk so much smack but can’t even put their real names behind it. If you have something to say, let me know who you really are. I know who I’ve slept with and that’s only been my husband. Both Rafael manager and Ross GM at plush are very professional and are cool dudes.
Cheers!
get it girl.jealousy doesnt look good on anyone
I understand your need to keep appearances but if interested in a benefactor, please feel free to contact me. I’m subscribed
when you came off the boat from Colombia, did you rush right over to a plastic surgeon or find the “right” guy to sponsor the DD babies ?
Personally, I think that Ms. Martini’s enhancements are as close to perfect as I’ve ever seen. My only regret is not being the one to sponsor them. However, I’d be more than happy to sponsor everything else, if she’d have me.
Dear Lina,
The purpose of this post and this wonderful site is to educate the youth male population about the dangers of chasing or funding attention whores. The consequences of pursuing those in society who contribute very little to the intellectual value of the United States is well, becoming like your “husband” . Hardly any of your pics have him in there. He most likely is funding your weekly wasted time in Vegas (where it’s cool to go maybe twice) and other “attention whore” locales. This post does a great service to hard working men and lets them know that paying for a hooker is much more honorable than losinig tens of thousands on well wannabe celebrities with plastic tits and botox.
I am sure the Husband is very proud because by now and after all the bikini contests you lost, wasted time with Travolta, paid photographers, useless jello shots, galavanting as “wife” with DJ Pauly D, and thousands spent on the watermelons, you have a contract with Victoria’s Secret, Express, or Christian Dior modelling the latest fashions. Correct? If not, then the husband is a tool, plain and simple. Is the above the definition of a wife?
Stated so well….”is that the definition of a wife?” Perfect.
Her tits are so fake looking its DISGUSTING! she is not all that… Getting plastic surgery to look pretty isn’t a good idea Lina!
this bitch came out of a trailer park