Mike the Messiah

January 30, 2013 Jersey 11 5,608 Views

THE DIRTY ARMY: Hey Nik. This guy is Mike out of Jersey. This nerds taken to blogging to pick up girls. And somehow hed succeeded long enough to date a beautiful one for a year, treat her like absolute shit, and pick up one on the side. He also picked up a whale of a sugarmomma. He thinks he’s hot shit, but I think we can all see him for what he really is. Which is a loser. Guys like this really shouldn’t get laid by hot girls, it’s a travesty. Fck the internet. Ladies, even the geeky ones, you’re all better than this. He used his girlfriend but wouldn’t pay bills or fix his car and instead would just buy comics books and games while whining about being broke. He tries to be a smooth operator and will dump you on the spot if you stop giving him attention or cash. Don’t be fooled by his so-called “nerdy charm”. Fck this guy.

What kind of crimes does he fight…- nik