THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this little gem is Whitney Eckert. Whitney is from Charleroi, which is in the Mon Valley. The Monongohela is the dirtiest river in the city and Whitney must’ve been born from that river bc she is the fugliest slore to come from that part of town. She puts on this front like she’s a nice person and wants to be friends with everyone, but she’s totally fake and talks about all her friends behind their backs. She has had sex with half the people she works with, including some dirty married guy. Her and her friend Aubrey are townie slores that no one in the city wants anything to do with. Like every other slooty Pittsburgh girl, she thinks she’s a model and has a profile posted on exploretalent.com. Her only talents are blowjobs and sexual favors in the parking garage of her work. A few months ago, she was dating a cop and fcking two other guys, including one of her friends brothers. She is currently preying on some poor sap at her job, but he has no idea she fcks and sucks behind his back for fun. She has a horse face, pancake titties, a beer belly, and a gigantic ass. Please Nik, put this trainwreck bitch on blast before her new boyfriend gets sucked into dating her for any longer!!! Whitney is “Thing 1″ and Aubrey is “Thing 2″

Model eh.  What would we of seen you in…- nik