Mr. Awesome

January 14, 2013 San Jose 25 9,015 Views

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, first off, This douche goes by the self appointed name of Mr Awesome…. WTF????? What kind of arogant ass does that??? Well let me tell you… You can find this karaoke rat trying to live his Karaoke dreams at spots like Station 55 in Gilroy (California), Old City Hall restaurant among other places. But he can\’t sing worth a sh*t. You are better off scratching a chalkboard or hearing 2 cats fight then to listen to this douche bag sing. Apparently someone forgot to tell him that. By day he\’s a non licensed painter. He will paint your house alright, If you want it looking like a 3 year old went rampant with a paint brush. This karaoke rat actually managed to get a girl, Well after 37 years, I guess anyone can manage that. He spends all his dough on being a karaoke rat that he often finds himself having to mooch off his lady. Bottom line is anyone who self appoints them self to be \”MR AWESOME\” is far from it.

Sounds like Mr. Douche.- nik

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Anonymous January 18, 2013 at 10:52 AM

Hey. This is my friend that your talking about. If you don’t know who he really is, keep your damn mouth shut!!! Find something better to do with your time

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  Anonymous January 19, 2013 at 9:18 AM
  
  LMFAO
  
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Anonymous January 19, 2013 at 9:17 AM

Hey I remember this guy from school, we used to tease him and call him the Mexican Howdy Doody!! LMFAO, He used to speak with this awful lisp, So I can imagine how awful he sings.

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Chris Mr.Awesome Melendez January 26, 2013 at 9:53 PM

Lol thanks for the shout outs Awesome. Love you guys!

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  Anonymous January 27, 2013 at 1:31 PM
  
  Yeah, so says the guy who self appoints himself, “Mr Awesome” LMFAO, You are too dumb to even know when you’re being insulted!!!
  
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Anonymous January 27, 2013 at 1:36 PM

Yeah you goofy kid (mr awesome) You should work for earl schieb based on the shitty quality of work that you do….

Preschoolers paint better then you!!!!!

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Chris Mr.Awesome Melendez January 27, 2013 at 1:40 PM

And you forgot to mention that I am gay!!!!! So what!!!!!

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Anonymous January 31, 2013 at 9:42 AM

Hey Chris, Did you tell Irene about your other 2 daughters that you don’t support or even see??? I’m sure she’d like to know!!!!

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  Chris Mr.Awesome Melendez February 1, 2013 at 1:59 PM
  
  She’s on a need to know basis. And right now she doesn’t need to know.
  
  And stop exposing my personal life.
  
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xootfly February 5, 2013 at 11:35 AM

OMG! You Americans have nothing better to do than pass negative comments. And there I thought South Africans are bad. Such a pity the Parlotones jumped over to NY! Let the poor oke be!
And as for those remembering him ffrom school:- is this an attempted stalking session gone south? Get a new hobby.

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Anonymous February 11, 2013 at 11:35 AM

Love this thread!!!! Hey Chris, Why did you comment pretending to be your own friend??? YOU HAVE NO FRIENDS!!!! You only have people who talk to you because they know Irene!!! LOL

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