Nanny McPhee and Gargamel

January 8, 2013 Baton Rouge 135 5,499 Views

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik so sorry I waited this long to post this. Meet Alex Keene and Kirk Napoli. As you can see, Kirk is approximately 89yrs old and is quite possibly Alex’s grandfather. What you can’t see are his bitch tits and liposuction scars…but that’s another topic. It should also be evident from the pic above that the lovely Alex struggles with her weight and can’t seem to hide her Nanny McPhee tooth even when smiling through closed lips. Anyway, this aesthetically tragic couple met in the VIP room of a local strip club. She knew he was a gold mine and a sucker from watching all the other dancers trip over themselves to get to him every night. Guess she gave one hell of a slip and slide that in VIP because the two have been inseparable every since. He flies her all over the country, all while pretending to be too broke to take care of his daughter or pay his ex-wife the alimony she’s entitled to (he pays a little…but only what he fooled the courts into thinking he could afford…right before he bought a new Jag and flew to Europe for 2 weeks with McPhee). I wonder how long it will take for his addiction to underage prostitutes to ruin this beautiful relationship the way it f#cked up his marriage? The second pic above is a snap shot from a private investigator who caught Kirk on tape soliciting sex from a minor during one of his many trips with his “friends” to Costa Rica (I use quotation marks around friends because everyone knows Kirk doesn’t have any…thats how his wife knew he was lying and that she should have him followed). Anyway, I wish them luck, I hope he at least wraps his greg when he cheats on her with her former co-workers from the strip club, and I pray she’s ready to wipe his ass next year when he’s too old to control his bowels and he shits himself

Sounds like this chick hit the jackpot.- nik