THE DIRTY ARMY: Apparently Barleycorn Lincoln Park is the new hot spot of fat ugly ass androgyny with a side of straight up white trash bitchy. I guess when its hard to tell who has the adams apple behind the bar and the several tons of extra “cushioning” its somehow easy to get that self important attitude especially when reinforced with the accompaniment of all the “butter” faces. Maybe its a new marketing strategy, to go against hiring attractive, fresh faces, maybe there is a new demographic in the lincoln park area that likes being served by fat rude people like Alyssa Hubner, one of the fattys that is a wannabe photographer whos “candid photography” is on a good day not even instagram worthy. Its also truly a sad day that someone as royally screwed up as the bitchy Lindsay Hallet is trying to become some kind of shrink when she is in desperate need of some major therapy herself. Now if any of these people had anything redeeming about themselves then I supppose their double digit dress sizes wouldnt matter but they have seeminlgy created this cocoon over there that makes them think that their attitude should match their outsides…which means they all needs their mouths wires shut cause it aint pretty on the outside or on the inside..

Must be a sports bar.- nik