THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik Here is Lauren Kassey former 4ft stripper. Parties all the time and hooks up with multiple guys. Shes just a big mess, she sounds drunk even when she’s sober, people don’t want to take her along anywhere because she’s so loud and annoying. It got so bad a guy ended up punching her in the face, she’s gotten ch***a by one of the hundreds of men she’s slept with. She still goes out and acts like she “the realist bitch” when she’s more plastic then Baribie. The cuts and bruises? From being a stupid ass drunk. You know what they say you can tell what kind of person you are with the people you hang out with, her? RATCHET.
Bruises on legs, big or small, is from stripping.- nik