Not A Good Start To 2013 For This Cleveland Stripper
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, check out what happened to a Cleveland stripper who is in critical condition after tumbling over a 15-foot balcony at a gentlemen’s club while giving a lap dance. Not a good start to 2013 Nik. Poor girl was a nursing student and now is in critical condition suffering from head trauma. Click here to read full article.
This is very sad. I really hope Lauren Block pulls through.- nik
Not only pull through. I hope she’s not paralyzed Or severely brain damaged. She was paying college tuition for real. now I know why these girls strip for tuition. I just got a whiff of what college costs per semester.
People think stripping is SO easy. Just the swing around the pole takes some practice. add those canned shoes and I’m surprised more aren’t hurt worse on the job. my girlfriend who stripped back in the day has terrible back problems from it. She’s in her mid 20s it IS work people!
Oh a strippers job is SO hard..boo hoo. Let me play the worlds tiniest violin for this tramp.
And just because she’s a stripper doesn’t mean she doesn’t deserve empathy for her fall…she might die, don’t be such a prick.
Gross, you girlfriended a stripper? Also, banging a bunch of random dudes if you’re a hooker or porn star can cause back problems too, and hooker/porn-worthy blowjobs take practice just like swinging on a damn pole.. doesn’t mean it’s “real” fucking work jackass.
Stripping is not hard.
If you have to put in a lot of ‘hard work’ as a stripper, then you must be ugly.
Because a man will throw dollar bills at your for just shaking your sweaty tits (..unless you consider that hard work?).
Some girls who work in this industry do more than just swing on a pole. You would know that if you did a little bit of research. Pole dancing is an art form, not to be confused with stripping. Just like Burlesque. Just because Burlesque dancers take their clothes off does not make them strippers. It’s art. Get your fucking head out of your ass and quit being such a dick! I don’t know this girl at all, however I do know that a lot of girls in this industry take it more seriously than just “swinging around a pole”.
The end result sucks and hopefully she pulls through. But you have to laugh about how it happened…
There is nothing funny about it
Moral of the story. Don’t be a stupid stripper
I don’t condone stripping in any shape or form, but from that to calling a young woman who has had such an abrupt change in her life “a stupid stripper” shows no heart.
So what is someone doesn’t have a ‘heart’ for trash.
History ALWAYS repeats.
1911 – Government in Turkey disarmed it’s citizens, and between 1915 – 1917 murdered 1.5 million Armenians.
1929 – Government in Russia disarmed it’s citizens, and between 1929 – 1953 murdered 20 million Russians.
1935 – Government in China disarmed it’s citizens, and between 1948 – 1952 murdered 20 million Chinese.
1938 – Government in Germany disarmed it’s citizens, and between 1939 – 1945 murdered 16 million Jews, Hungarian Gypsies, Mentally disabled, physically disabled,…
1956 – Government in Cambodia disarmed it’s citizens, and between 1975 – 1977 murdered 1 million Educated people, identified as those wearing glasses.
1964 – Government in Guatamala disarmed it’s citizens, and between 1964 – 1981 and murdered 100,000 Mayan Indians.
1970 – Government in Uganda disarmed it’s citizens, and between 1971 – 1979 and murdered 300,000 Christians.
Over 2000 Australians were swat-teamed since their government hijacked the country and took their guns.
who the HELL is giving me a thumbs down?
This all relates to gun ban! dumbass sheep
then put it on a gun post
Why does everyone, even the news refer to her as “the cleveland stripper”. If she was working at mcdonalds paying tuition, i bet no one would refer to her as the cleveland mcdonalds worker. Just because she strips doesnt mean she’s different from anyone else. And the commenter above has a point, it is not an easy job.
If she fell out the drive-thru window while working a shift at McD’s, I guarantee she would be referred to as the “Cleveland McDonalds employee”.
She injured herself while on the job, that job title is thus relevant to the story. Your whining comment is annoying, stop trying to stir up controversy where there is none.
You shouldnt read comments and not expect controversy that seems a bit naive to me
This sounds fishy to me …
Ha ha this is funny. Dumb hooker.
I hope she pulls thru to. But she def deserves to be on the dirty, Shes a Hoe, A stripper and an escort. She def gives her pussy up like turkey on thanksgiving! I know multiple amounts of people that has slept with this hoe. Her and her one friend courtney used to escort together and get fucked by dif dudes every night. It is unfortunate. But nevertheless she is a whore with a stinky fishy pussy. Good luck pulling thru tho. My prayers are with you!
occupational hazards
I am probably the nicest poster on the dirty, and I am sorry, but this sh-t is funny. Plus, she needs to lose the belly.
im sure your just jealous and dont look 1/3 as hot as she does. this girl is a hot piece of ass. its a shame shes a stripper. oh well, rather see her strip instead of some piece of garbage with 500 pounds of make up on her
No, this girl is a FAT ass. Far too thick to be paid for taking her clothes off.throw this whale back out into the ocean.
who cares, strippers arent people.
That’s Fucked up. Who cares if she’s a stripper? At least she is working and not having kids and getting welfare and food stamps on tax payer dollars.
Let me guess she has at least two kids at home when she’s out being a hooker.
Wow.. I can’t believe that article. What is wrong with your Country?
Alot. lol. Let’s put it that way.
You people are terrible! terrrrrribulllll
Poor girl.
Why does it matter whether she was paying tuition or not?? And for anyone talking crap is a HYPOCRITE because they are the ones that are in the strip club every week Makeing it “rain”.. Or you know “Sprinkle”..
bet money shes still a dime when gets out the hospital and you fat bitches haten will still be fat..
But she’s fat..
Christie’s is known as one of the dirtiest stripclubs in the country. Girls do everythinggg in there for money. Plus this girl flipped over the railing doing some kind of “dance move.” Working at a whore house and doing dangerous dance moves probably weren’t the best decisions in this girl’s life. Maybe if she pulls through, she will rethink her life.
I’m sorry but how you just fall off a rail trying to do a “dance” move?!
1) Did the guy she was dancing for have to still pay for the lap dance?? I mean, she didn’t finish it, regardless of the reason. 2) If he did, he could at least write it off as a charity donation for her medical bill! Gonna be a whooper and I am guessing the company insurance plan might not cover this one!
she is a drug addict
There’s more important things going on in the world. Don’t care about a stupid stripper. Should of choose a different ‘career’
If any one of you fuckss that are talking shit and laughing about this call me 216 374 0783 I will fuck all of you up this is a good friend of mine show respect or get fucked up you pathetic piece of shit mother fuckers!!!!
Aren’t you a bad ass! This story is hilarious..dumb ho hurts herself after she rubs her fat ass on some dudes boners. Ohh well. Maybe the hospital stay will help her lose weight.
Yeah I am a bad ass and she is pne of my friends and im friends with her family
Fuck your life, nobody gives a fuck about who your friends are. and if your friends are stripping and escorting you shouldnt be announcing it. So your not cool, your not tough, so shut the fuck up before i put your ass on the pole. dirty cunt
Smitty I called your number and got some gay hotline
You don’t.have the balls to call my # I will kill you and piss on your grave!!!!!
Dude, I also called your number and reached a gay hotline. You stepping out of the closet bruh?
God I hope she dies. Ten to one your hard working stripper was drunk and or on drugs.
Sorry…but this is sum funnnnnnnnnnnyyyyy shit!
I hope to god she turns out ok. Funny thing, im a dancer and a health aide by day, cna nursing orientation next week. That could very well be me. Love to her and her family… That “history repeats” post freaked me the hell out!!! I can totally see the system poisoning poor areas water supply and calling it a freak accidnt
Lol a nursing assistant….
Whats so funny?
Whats so funny? I support myself and
afford a healthy comfortable lifestyle. Respect the ppl that have the heart and compassion to care for your loved ones and older family members in homes that your too lazy to
Who cares? Women get hurt on the job every day. The only reason this chick got any sort of attention is because she’s willing to do anything for money.
Anyone got anymore pic of her? If so upload that sh%t
People are so fucking cruel. Get a fucking life. You seriously are that pathetic and you hate your life that much that you have to bash and hate on everyone else to try and bring them down to your level to make your pathetic life better.
Dancers do a lot more now a days than just swing on a pole and NO that does NOT mean that I’m talking about sex or sexual favors or drugs, etc. I’m talking about the fact that a lot of girls who are dancers are true entertainers. It takes a lot of strength to complete some of the pole tricks that these entertainers do. They take numerous amounts of classes and spend a lot of time actually practicing. Don’t be a fucking hypocrite, because like another poster said, you’re probably one of the drunk ass regulars who spend every weekend or probably every day at the club making it “rain”.
I sincerely hope that Lauren Block is okay and I hope that her family is doing well. I do not know Lauren personally, however, she is a beautiful young woman and I do hope that she pulls through. My prayers and thoughts are with you and your family
This was most defiantly a unusual story however WHO THE FUCK is anyone on here to judge the value of a human life? This girl is in critical condition. No matter her job, personal life, beauty ect.. she is a 22 year old who is someones DAUGHTER SISTER and FRIEND, a human being. People really need reevaluate what they think and say. I have never met this girl but I could NEVER pass such judgement on another person. Prayers for her recovery.
Those nerdy glasses make me rock hard!
As of this morning, she passed away. Please watch your awful comments and have respect for her, her family and friends. It was a tragic accident.
Some of the comments about this post are hurtful and awful. RIP Lauren.
this whole post about lauren should be taken down out of respect for her loved ones. these comments are cruel and untrue and this is not how she should be remembered.
She was on this site before in 2010: http://thedirty.com/2010/05/i-think-she-is-the-real-deal/
I think she was on here multiple times a few years ago, actually.
Anyway, she passed away this morning.
she was someones friend, someones daughter, and someones family and today she lost her life. out of respect it would be kind to take this down because of all the nasty untrue things that have been said and this is not how she should be remembered.
she was someones friend, someones daughter, and someones family and today she tragically lost her life. out of respect for her loved ones, it would be kind to take this down because of all the nasty untrue things that have been said about her,she should not be remembered this way.
this needs to b removed, she died and it is just plain cruel how some of these people are
So sad that she passed away
This needs to be removed. She has passed away.
Wtf is wrong with these ppl!! Lauren was a beautiful girl!! She was a kind loving human being who always wanted to help people! How dare any off you say bad things about her. Karma is going to get all of you! RIP Lauren we love you now and forever!!
This is soo sad may she rest in peace :; (
I read online that she passed away…. christies-cabaret-balcony-in-cleveland
Whoever said something cruel or ignorant, you’re going to hell. This poor girl passed away. You’re all assholes. Get a life. Seriously.
Lauren was someone’s daughter, a sister, and a friend of many. For everyone criticizing her choice of her way of making money and saying cruel things about her…imagine if that was YOUR daughter, YOUR sister, or YOUR friend. I bet you wouldn’t be saying the cruel things you are. Have some compassion for the people in this world.. Had she have pulled through, she may have saved your sorry life or the life of a loved one some day. RIP Lauren.
Lauren did not pull through. She passed away after a fight in the hospital.