THE DIRTY ARMY: Meet Psychotic Stoner Kaelyn. This chick lacks any shred of self respect, which shouldn’t be surprising, seeing as she’s easily fcked the entire greater Western Pennsylvania Area. A former stripper that can’t handle working more than a month at a time, so that didn’t last. Consistently finds socially awkward boyfriends to support her/use for a weed hookup, yet rampantly cheats on them because she doesn’t believe in monogamy. Brags about her grimy sexual exploits, then blames it on her mother. This bitch is so much of a whore that other whores won’t be friends with her. She can’t handle life, and brags that Daddy will bail her out whenever. Total slob. Can’t do laundry or dishes without fcking it up, assuming she got off her ass long enough to do so. Smokes more weed than humanly advisable. Brags that she’s an artist, which she must have gotten confused with watching reruns of Buffy(WITH A FCKING GUIDEBOOK). Thinks that 50 Shades of Grey is “Quality literature”. Tries to use SAT words to prove that she is smarter than you, yet will argue with you on basic fundamentals, like the existence of gravity. Apparently, folks, it’s just a THEORY! Thinks that being a stoner somehow makes her enlightened…What’s worse though, is that this psycho hoebag is DESPERATE to breed. She has a nice collection of How to have Spawn for Dummies, but maybe she can’t read because STOP TAKING DRUGS is definitely at the top of that list. Had a  miscarriage/abortion because her now boyfriend supplied her with enough weed to**ill a small horde of infants. Her ex baby daddy walked in on these two fck up’s, fcking, the night after her D&C. Tell me that isn’t the nastiest shit you’ve heard ever. Yet despite this, will tell anyone and everyone within earshot of what a great mother she will be one day. Who knows how many diseases this chick has… STAY THE FCK AWAY! Seriously.

I’m failing to see the point of this picture…two things at once???.- nik