Paige Gave Me The Funny Business

January 25, 2013 Chicago 17 7,890 Views

THE DIRTY ARMY: Paige Nicole Kammes, the Wheaton/Lisle bust-down swamp-donkey. This slam-pig has slept with every swinging dick in the Wheaton area while living in the towers and now just moved to the prestigious DRD capitol of Illinois, 4 Lakes Apartments. Unbeknownst to me, she recently slept with an acquaintance of mine who just found out that he is walking around with a pretty serious DRD. He did the right thing and contacted Paige and told her to get checked up. Paige laughed off the warning and has continued to sleep with multiple men including myself. I went for my annual checkup and it turns out that Paige has passed on this life-long gift to me as well. I know I’m at fault for not rubbering up but when I found out that she knew ahead of time and didn’t tell me…. Well that waste of human flesh should rot in h**. Me and my guys recently noticed that she is escorting all over backpage, so watch yourself or you’ll have these bumps too! Filthy Pig! Paige, how would Kayla, Kellie, and Doris feel if they knew this?