THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this is Kate and her boyfriend Alex. They are the dirtiest nastiest people and should really be poster children for this whole website. Kate is NOT pretty whatsoever and can be seen at every local party or show in Cleveland getting drunk, blowing molly, getting high, etc. She starves herself and throws up everything she eats to maintain her weight, ew. Alex aka \”snags\” is her boyfriend, equally as ugly and trashy. claims to be edge but gets drunk all day everyday. not to mention he has a baby on the way with some girl thats not his girlfriend. he\’s known for sleeping with anyone willing but will deny it to the death. he also claims to love kate but cheats on her constantly, with me actually. Theyre both covered in shitty tattoos and are rumored to be moving to california this fall, thank god.
Ratchet and the tattoo’d idiot.- nik