THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this is Jalessa. She thinks that she is the sh*t, sleeps with all the guys & girls possible and thinks she looks like Rihanna. I just don’t get it. To me she’s built like a man, smells like mildew, has the IQ of a 3rd grader, needs to do something with her eyebrows and not to mention has 2 young children (1yr twins) that she loves soooooo much…..from inside the clubs every weekend. What do you think of this caveman/horse?

Rihanna’s not even remotely hot, she’s not complimenting herself by saying that.- nik