THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, meet Susan Doman! This wannabe camel jockey is the dirtiest mutt in all of the 902 area code! Think she’s hot? Yeah maybe … but I wouldn’t touch her with a 10 foot pole and I think the rest of Halifax needs to know why! First things first, this little pill popper and drink downer is a certified psychoslizzut! With one newborn baby and another baby on the way, Susan is busy running Model UN, riding every crayon in the box! Her first baby is not ½ Latina like she says (feeling sorry for her supposed habibi who is the real father) but is instead Arabic – newsflash Susan – black hair does not automatically a Latina make! With that being said, no one is sure who the unborn baby’s father is (not even your bestie living out Westy) but I for one am willing to bet that its one of the misters she’s found on POF or on that pay-for-sex site she’s a member of. Careful fellas! This fancy ‘camel’ not only spits but bites!

Gingers can’t produce Latina’s. Fact.- nik