THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, This is wannabe hip hop artist “Criptonic” aka Chris Palmer from Hamilton, Ontario. He is quite possibly one of the most repulsive human beings in the province. He is bitter and jaded against women because he can’t get anyone to fuck him due to his ugly mug, shitty attitude, , inverted penis, steroid rage and lack of any sort of personality. He constantly goes around publicly berating women in hopes of having people accept him, when really, everyone is looking down on him. He is also a tattoo artist, and I use the word “artist” VERY loosely due to the fact that 90% of his work looks like Michael J. Fox did them. He considers himself a “rapper” but his music is just as appealing as his tattooing. He is in his mid 30’s has the mental capacity of a wooden chair, he believes that being an asshole to women will make them want to sleep with/date him. Unfortunately for him, that tactic usually only works on girls in high school. You think he’d get the hint after a sexless 10 years of existence. He walks around acting like hes king shit, when really, hes just an insecure, sad, and lonely little boy.
Are those his homeboys in the background? Only kids would appreciate that art.- nik