Sad Sack Rapper
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, This is wannabe hip hop artist “Criptonic” aka Chris Palmer from Hamilton, Ontario. He is quite possibly one of the most repulsive human beings in the province. He is bitter and jaded against women because he can’t get anyone to fuck him due to his ugly mug, shitty attitude, , inverted penis, steroid rage and lack of any sort of personality. He constantly goes around publicly berating women in hopes of having people accept him, when really, everyone is looking down on him. He is also a tattoo artist, and I use the word “artist” VERY loosely due to the fact that 90% of his work looks like Michael J. Fox did them. He considers himself a “rapper” but his music is just as appealing as his tattooing. He is in his mid 30’s has the mental capacity of a wooden chair, he believes that being an asshole to women will make them want to sleep with/date him. Unfortunately for him, that tactic usually only works on girls in high school. You think he’d get the hint after a sexless 10 years of existence. He walks around acting like hes king shit, when really, hes just an insecure, sad, and lonely little boy.
Are those his homeboys in the background? Only kids would appreciate that art.- nik
I think hes a sweetheart
Nothing more pathetic than a man in his thirties still clinging to the same ridiculous dreams of his teen years. Whats pathetic is guys like this are prime choice partners for hamilton chicks lol
Kandice Kuhn dated him surprised? Lol
This guy is a complete douche!
LMFAO I no him well he is what he is… If u cant handle being called what u are because he says it str8… Props to that.
Just a bunch of low life’s posting shit up like this. Fuck grow up people and try saying it to his face!
hahaha he was dating a nasty slut named kandice leigh but she did not know her “bestfriend” was fucking him too candice pike … sloots
Wtf! He was fucking candice pike too.. along with me and three others i COULD name
Must be one of his ex’s that made this. Chris is a great guy and is straight up if he is to honest than maybe you should straighten your self up. As for his tattoos I know numerous people who have work from him and it’s amazing so story up douche bags what did you get some tattoos he did when he first started hahaa losers
Chris likes cock
This guy is the official tattoo artist of hamilton’s finest!!!!
Iv seen about 20 to 30 tats he has done and holy fuck!! I don’t know how people keep letting him butcher Their skin like that, them 2 pictures up there are the nicest iv seen him do! PEOPLE you get what you pay for!!! Stop paying this mentally challenged guy tattoo you! If you don’t believe me that he is by far the worst, look up dibz Robinson on face book, that jackass let this jackass tattoo him like 15 times, and lets just say the tats match the person that got them and the person that gave them RETARDED! Best of luck with the shop your gonna open
First of all know who the fuck ur talking bout I never tattooed dibz .if ur getting in on the hateing get the right person fuck head.and blake holiday ur a dirty whore bitch mad cause I wont fuck her so she puts me on here .hey stupid its life people hate u and people like u .get over it .this does not bother me .jokes on u whore.
For Starts… What Up Criptonic, This Is The Real Dibz You Met At The Studio Awhile Ago, These Clowns Don’t Know Shit, And For The Wannabe Me, You Obviously Know Me, As You Still Remain Anonymous. Flex Up & Make A Noise… Either Respond To Me Personally Or Fade Like A Hater
True that bro respect .pussy behind comps.real deal we doing better than them .they hate it all good
Candice & kandice fucked him groupies !!
Has like 7 kids sees none of them ..
I have to agree with this comment my girlfriend from highschool has a kid with him and last I knew he did nothing for the child at all
I’m surprised he wasn’t posted long ago.
Its funny to read this about crip, if you actually knew him you would know he is a straight up guy. I guess you didn’t like the fact that he put you down cause you must be a hoe for that to happen. Truth hurt hunny.
I think it’s funny how you all have so much to say on here and hide who you are. Ya sure he has a few kids but maybe you should learn the facts before you go trash talking him I’ve seen him with his daughter and he is an amazing father. True say to “me” they all must not have liked what he had to say truth does hurt it’s not his fault ur a bunch of hood rat whores haha.
I like how everyones all liek truth hurts. but obviously truth hurts fo dis bitch.
this guy is a rat goof blow snortin faggot and needs his face punched in more often clubs done it few times for dropping names and that will happen again have a nice life loser
I dont know who ur talking bout getting there face punched in .good luck with that one. I would love for u guya to drop ur real name .and see where useing the goof word gets u with him .u must got him mixed up I know for a fact he dont do drugs.and if u ever were man enough to say goof or rat to his face he would put u to sleep for life.everyone has haters that dont like them .but man up say were it is coming from
Who’s the bitch why not say who you really are pussy grow some fucking balls
Thank u to all my peps haters or lovers ur all talking bout me .this doesnt bother me but true put ur name up when u talk shit .i told blake holiday how it was so she posted me shes on here too.but I love it keep hateing or loving I dont care there will always be hater and I am a dick.and keep it real dont talk bout my kids cause if I find out who u are .will if u know me u know wat will happen…its good to be noticed good or bad…repect
Why wasnt I on here long ago.wow sure pissed off a girl can u guys guess who …I support the dirty im a peice of shit asshole I need this site to get laid.i am a douch bag ass hole yes I am and proud.keep the kids out this shit its fun .dont push it .and ya im a iny not a outty .im a grower not a shower…but on a real note that thing were I hav the mental capacity of a chair that is goldon.will shout out to my boyz .u can check our shitty music at steel city committy facebook…remember even haters are lovers ur still thinking of me.
Candice leigh and her bestfriend candive pike were fucking him at the same time candice hide it though from her bestie
He’s a gay ugly bum.. His nick name is “criptonic” I think that speaks volumes of what a loser he is
I know him to and whoever sticks up for this guy is a total fucking loser just as well as he is
All you hoes and especially the hoe that posted criptonic on here Blake. You are just pissed off cause crip would never touch you and played you. He may be a asshole but at least he is true and straight up and nows a hoe when he sees one. All you bitches are fliers and all you want is a dick to play with. Start worrying about your self’s and leave the good guys to what we do. Respect to crip a real Hamilton OG
Blake from Happy Hourz………no wonder. Have you seen her? If not oops. But look at trash in there. I have only seen 2 gorgeous girls in there and they were far too classy to be there!
lol really? blake is definitely one of the classier ladies that have worked there
This guys a fukin bird he lives in his moms house lolol
This guys a straight up bird he lives with his moms n he’s like almost 40 lolol
Is that why u sent the cops there….havent lived there in years stupid.and the only reason I lived there was cause my moms husband passed away and I moved in so she wasnt alone .and loser for that eat a dick u rat bitch .i will find u .dumb ass and no cops gonna help u this time..
He’s actually not that bad at all. I’m a friend of his and a girl and he’s always been hilarious… Nothing but harmless jokes
we all know you posted this Blake. your a pathedic ugly mut and all your scribble tats ..trashy! shut the fuck up and get a life you dumb cunt
This guys an insecure tool.
Met Him in some seedy downtown bar. He. Throat kicked some dude in the parking lot it was badass !
MUST BE HAPPY HOURZ DIRTBALL
Ill say my name since I have nothing to hide and it’ll be short and sweet. I have known Chris for about 7 years and he has always been an amazingly straight up honest person to me. Even when I don’t want to hear it. He is a great dad. But about women I can’t say since I don’t know. When we hang out its at my place not a bar. And every tattoo I’ve gotten has turned out amazing and when ever people see it I get stopped with compliments. Well that’s all I had to say. Everyone have a great weekend
Woman beater !!!!!!!!!!!
Good day .see that my haters are still on dont stop the shit I love it.lets just clear some shit up.blake holiday ur a whore keep writing bitch urs is comming.second dont talk shit bout kandice kuhn she a great person .and the other kandice is hot never fucked her.for who ever said im a rat goof.i will find u my word I will.and clearly u dont know me.cause u wouldnt be saying that.u all no where I am I dont hide.and I hav 4 kids 3 I dont see cause there moms are fucked like hald u writing on here but I send more money to there moms in a year then u.ll see in ur life time.so enough wit the kids.talk shit bout me leta keep it bout me .i love this shit.cause no matter if u hate me or not im on ur mind.it seems like all the rappers in the city are on here .someone is hateing.my friends that are getting mad dont its fun.and the only reason people are looking on this site is to see if they are on here.stay tune for more hateing and one more this site is not for peices of shit assholes.its so if u got the clap .or hiv or something from someone and want to let others know .talk shit on face book then we know where it is coming from.next show I do ill be wearing a shirt that says im on the dirty.u clowns I feed off this.gives me something to read at work .respect to hamilton dirtys…..
I THINK HES A FUCKING JOKE AND NEEDS TO GROW THE FUCK UP. ALSO STOP HITTING LOVELY YOUNG LADYS. BECAUSE THATS NOT COOL LIKE HE THINKS IT IS OK.
Watching this guy over the years with girls coming in and out of his life I would be surprized if he doesn’t have a disease I’m surprised he can even get a girl with the way he treats them like a piece of shit he is the worst guy to try and be with so girls if you want to be abused mentally and physically go a head and date this piece of work you will never be the same again and probably end up in the hospital or mental institute.
I know Chris. And I have never fucked him. Not for a lack of his persistent trying. You are a sexy phat phuck Chris. You CAN be an asshole. But if it wasn’t you, it would be someone else. And then you wouldn’t be you.
Chris has done 12 TWELVE!!!! Tattoos on me. 2 of them were cover ups. One by Ivan from dark side (older days)
His work is amazing or I wouldn’t keep going back for more!
I love you buddy! Don’t listen to these idiots.
All you hoes out there really think he actually would fuck you. Don’t you get it he is playing each and everyone of you bitches. Next time ask him about what he has at home waiting for him every night and day and why she is still there beats the fuck out of me cause he treats her like garbage mentally and physically and one day she will realize as well that she was played the hardest as this fucker did what and who he wanted and lies everyday to her. Well if she can’t see it maybe she should be posted on here as a stupid fuck and deserves what she gets. Have a great life you back stabbing asshole one day u might grow up but I know that want be for a long time…..
U stupid bitches dont get it .i dont care and the bitch I have at home I support and we are not together.she dont like the way it is there is the door.weird how all theae bitches fall in love .but something changes wonder wat that is could never be the bitch are u fucked im a asshole going in and one going out.and im not looking for some head case bitch im happy by myself.like or hate it im not looking for friends.atleast put ur real name to this shit .all these bitches bitching are low life welfare bitches.get over urself.this guys a asshole and treats women like shit.ya we know that and u knew that coming in.but ur not women we talking bout u are hoes.real women would get my respect.theres only one I regret treating like shit.that im sorry for .the rest ur hoes.keep writen shows ur thinking of me.and if ur guy writen on here really dude .this site is for bitches and girls to bitch on not for guys.really.for all u guys that dont let chicks walk all over u respect.treat a bitch like a bitch and a lady like a lady.havent met one.i support the dirty.remember if ur haten on someone means ur not happy wit urself.start there im a dick and always will be
Everone that has wrote stuff on hete really need to get a fucking life grow the fuck up u dirty hood rat bitches n for the tatoo if u want to see his work look me up my arms are covered in from him n they all look good so go fuck ur selves .n for the fat cupcake eatin motherfucker that says hes 40 and livs at home, we will find you.so all u hood rat whores give it up ur just jealous hes not at ur house taking care of u but for real grow up its like high skool on here
Chris is a great person! He did my tattoo and it was fantastic! Haters!
I cant help but noticed the fugly STD whore Blake Holiday on Facebook aka Candice Klus. Check her out here on the dirty. She’s a mother fuckin bully and pathological liar. She once worked at that dive bar in Downtown Hamilton where I visit her once and we fucked in the males washroom. She’s drunk as fuck no wonder she got arrested for DUI. Crip, you’re one lucky mother fucker, you didn’t fuck this garbage , I spent a lot of money for antibiotics because of this STD inflicted whore. She will fuck you if you give her any attention. No wonder she bashes you here coz you ignored her. Lol. What a pathetic Loser this girl is. I hate her so much, I restrained myself from sex because she gave me STD. You and I can be a team and haunt this Bitch down. Do you know where she lives? I dropped by that bar last month but they told me she no longer works there.Fuck! If you really hate this bitch so much, I can inbox you tru my FB. Lets show her how it’s done! Will see if her FB fans can rescue her now. You’re going down Fugly Fat alcoholic!
I’ve recently met this piece of work at happy hourz someone told me to look him up on here so I did. Every one on here is completely right I’ve seen him in action and he thinks he is gods gift to women when in fact he is an ugly fat asshole that every girl should be aware of. He is done right mean to women then facebooks them telling them he’s sorry for treating them that way he thinks if he talks sweet to the girls at first then he’s allowed to follow that with degrading and disrespecting them. Facebook apologies does not mean all is good. You are a alcoholic a fucking loser that can’t rap cause if you could you would not be here your friends are just as big a loser with you and one day you will get yours for treating people the way you do. Girls I would not fall for this guy he is dirty and probably has every sti out there and you should know he will hurt any girl cause that’s what makes him feel good and like a man. Ha ha ha you will never be a man you fuucking jerk.
But I tip really good dont I bitch first of all I dont need to be nice to anyone I dont give a fuck bout a bitch .i said sorry to u cause I learn that u were pretty nice person. But shit now u talking shit bitch u dont even know me .and best beleave now im going to be a real dick.and im clean cause I dont fuck bitches from that bar.havent u learned from blake I wouldnt fuck her and she is hotter then most u there.i go to the bar to chill wit my boyz not to pick up dirties.settle down before u say something that might get u in trouble.i knowwho most the people talking shit on here are they know me they hav the right to talk shit.u dont .people that know this bitch fill her in on if I give a fuck .she works at the bar .yes I know u .haters keep hateing .and bitches that know me talk ur shit and ones that dont ya if ur some dirty no good slut bitch u anit getting no respect from me .why the fuck im writing on here I dont no oh ya on lunch break and im bored ya a job u guys ever had a full time job .ha ha .this is the last thing I ever write on here .if I know u maybe ill just cut ur fucking tounge our for talking shit .no but really keep writen try to tell people something they dont already no love ya
First of all you can’t prove who this is and second I don’t care what you think. What your pissed off cause like you said a bitch can play the same game you do. As for tipping whipping money across Tue bar is fucking rude to anyone. I doubt your clean with the way you act at the bar your fucking dirties all the time. And don’t threaten someone you don’t know. Why don’t you try being a man a real man not some wanna be gangsta……
I dont know after sitting in jail for 7 years straight growing up on the streets and in and out of group homes and foster home. Wit no idea wat a family is or real friends .going days witout eating .robbing people and stores to eating . Running wit gangs .and having any chick u ever trust turn out to be a shaddy hoe. Well hun I guess u turn into a wannabe gansta.so u say .hey ur pissed so pick up the phone and text fuck it takes to long to write on here.and for some reason ur looking for a respones
I don’t want a response from you or anyone of your loser friends. I just want and needed to warn other potential victims of your ways on here. I will never text you nor do I want you to ever text me again or your buddy he’s just like you would never be or want to be with anyone like you. Have a great life I hope you can grow up one day.
That was nice of u too say thank u. We are this way cause of women. Just think at one time we were nice then we learned.u dont need to warn people .cause if u read wat ive wrote on here I say im a asshole and a dick. Treat a bitch like a bitch.but its funny I hav alot of girl friends and im nice to them cause they are not a shady cunt .u dont want a respond to anything u say but yet I know u are reading this u come back on here to see wat ill say. I dont care that people talk shit .not everone is gonna like u .ill never shead a tear. why do u hav me on ur mind so much.i can post u on here and I bet u hav someone talk shit bout u.hunny its life.ur mad now but soon enough u.ll get over it and wont hate me.and wat is growing up to u .kissing a girls ass and let her walk all over u.baby girl ive done that and wat u get ur girl fucking other guys when u go to work.im good sitting at home alone wit my dick in my hand.i hope u get past this .thank u for taking the time to write down ur feelings .injoy ur day
Had a great time hun…hunny….baby……let the games begin i may not be crazy but i sure am something else