THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I hate how you bag on New Jersey girls. You are a Hackensack boy which means the Jers is in your blood. Let me introduce you to Samantha Paige, she is Jersey’s #1 bottle rat recruit in the nation. You name a club, she has drank for FREE. Nik, you gotta admit she is worth the cheese.
Yup, her nose looks like New Jersey… the designer shades can’t even hide the Garden State.- nik