Scooby’s Snack And Kristen Gorano’s Trouts
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THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, first off I have been DA strong for awhile now. You posted recently about SS and her new “boyfriend” well it looks like SS’s friend Kristen Gorano has also found a trout she is claiming as her boyfriend now too! Here they are flying to St. Barths for New Years. Does anyone have any intel on who Kristen’s trout is? He never smiles in any of his pictures. These guys must be total suckers to want to let these girls claim them as their boyfriends. If they are so wealthy and successful wouldn’t you think they would want to settle down with girls that aren’t porta potties or does it just not matter to them? Good for them I guess.
It’s about easy sex. What rhymes with PJ? Answer: BJ on the PJ. The wealthy are too stressed to worry about courting… they pay for the automatic easy warm hole access.- nik
Every.Damn.Day. Scobby Snack will u pls just retire.
Your funny. So true.
LOL! @ “BJ on the PJ”
Another g*ddamn post about this beat hooker. So much for 2013 being SS-trash-free. Boring.
My Husband is taking me this month, to our place there…maybe I’ll see her washing the poo off herself in the ocean. Mwahaha.
DA Strong! xox
LOL!!! That is the most fabulous comment ever!!!!! Have fun on your vacation & Watch out for floaters!!!!!!
Thank you doll, I will. I’ll make sure everyone at La Plage and the beach at St. John’s knows who the floaters belong to as well….because I’m snarky that way. *Giggling*
DA Strong! xox
What’s Kristen’s Instagram?
St. Barths is so 2009. Even for these beat azz losers.
My boy J. Murph used to bang Kristen back when she was trying to wife him up in Vegas back in 2007. Good thing he knew she was trash then and got to her before all these trouts did. Kristen, does your breathe still stink like poop and will you be banging Lenny Hochestein and his slut for a wife as well anytime soon in Miami? LOL your disgusting.
Are you talking about Lisa Hochstein from Real Housewives of Miami? She is plastic surgeon Lenny Hochstein’s wife. Give us the dirty on those two!
You should just rename this website to ScoobySnack since you seem so obsessed with this prostitute. zzzzzzzz
How do I submit a photo?
Moobs
They must not mind DRD’s cause rich men need to be the smartest about who they have sex with it can literally ruin your life just ask Petraues, the ex governor of New York Ellirot Spitzer, Congressman Weiner, the list goes on and on
Well, well, well. Jeffrey Killino has “man boobs!” It makes sense that he would, considering he loves boobs so much, it looks in my opinion like he decided to grow some for himself too. Or do my eyes deceive me? These two guys look like they types who have a hard time picking up women in a normal setting. I mean, they’re not exactly “ken dolls.” And these girls don’t exactly look like the types who have enough depth to keep a real man interested in a “normal” setting/relationship. So I am guessing this is an example of matches made in “heaven”, and I use that word verrrrrry loosely! LOL!
Scooby did you bed SS? If so is she worth the pay for play?
I just came back from st barts and saw her falling over herself on new years eve…her body is a 8.5 but the face is a 3 max!! that dude was looking everywhere else but her trust me cause I had my own little snack with me and I noticed them haha
Aren’t you the same guy that claimed that SS was not even with this guy on NYE?? Sounds like your facts are starting to fall apart. Let’s be real, you spent your NYE sitting behind a computer stalking all the girls that were actually in St. Barth’s living vicariously through them??
do you people have anything else to do other than post about kina and kristen? so what if their boyfriends took them away for new years.. like seriously get a life.
They’re not boyfriend’s. They’re johns.
I agree! While I find their life entertaining who am I to judge. I actually think kina is attractive. While her lifestyle isn’t for me I don’t male judgement on what makes her happy.
Isn’t that crossing “professional boundaries?” Their boyfriends???
REALLY? LOL. Come on, havent you seen Beverly Hills Madam????? THOSE GIRLS DO NOT HAVE HAPPY ENDINGS. EVER.
k schller…i mean URRRSUUUUULAAAHHHHHHH ^
I would love to punch SS in the face in hopes that it would make her somewhat less troll-like (..probably wouldn’t happen, but what does she have to lose).
That’s a Pilatus PC-12 single engine turbo prop. Worth about a cool 4M new. Love that plane. Considered the SUV of the sky. Would be perfect as a platform to poop on someone at 30,000 feet. Some people have all the fun.
Hope you enjoy that saggy old man body Kina lol! Look at that beer gut.
Nik and yet you still post about these same hookers everyday.. fueling their fire.. this isn’t the scooby snack site.. new material finally please and thanks.
Scooby Sluts boyfriends rack is almost as big as hers haha….what a fat f-ing loser
The guy on the left looks like Lou Paolino…Google him and the picture becomes even more interesting.
That is Nimas girl friend. Nima swore she was not a hooker and she was his girlfriend. Ouch
Kristen’s guy is Lou Paolino form Miami and Kina’s is Jeff Killino from Philadelphia.
I’m happy Scooby Snack finally got a real Chanel purse, that fake one was just awful!
Scooby needs a new Fuckin pose already.
paying for it means you can make her do whatever you want. Real girlfriends talk back.
I love her lame ass, strategically placed hippie wannabe, headband COVERING the front lace wig line on her forehead. Real smooth SS, REAL SMOOTH
all that plastic must’ve seeped into kina-troll’s body, she’s posing exactly like a barbie doll with her stiff limbs! or maybe the coke-filled poops that everyone takes all over her numb her body and make it look that way
haha! What happened here? Why is there an image error with everything associated with Jeffrey Killino/every pic he was in with Kina is now gone from the post? This explains why Kina decided to watermark her photos with her name (fake) and a copyright symbol. OMG. I bet he still isn’t embarrassed to hang out with her. Newsflash: you can’t erase your past or your associations.