THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, Andrew Crippen is a pig. I made the mistake of going out with this loser for a few weeks out of pity and he is the most manipulative, dishonest scam artist I have ever met. The house he claims is his own is actually one that he\’s house sitting for some relative, his car belongs to his mother, he didn\’t graduate from U Dub… in fact he didn\’t even finish highschool and he\’s unemployed and lives with his parents in Maple Valley. He knows exactly what to say to lure in anyone who\’s a good person or naive. He might tell you stories about how he\’s recently gotten out of a long term engagement and how he\’s only had two partners and all of this other bullshit that is completely false. After talking to several people who grew up with him and a handful of other women who have fallen for his tricks I realized just how stupid I was and broke it off but he just wouldn\’t take no for an answer. I also discovered that he\’s been addicted to drugs most of his life and that he sometimes goes by different names. Funniest of all, he thinks he\’s a rapper and has recorded several \”mixtapes\” which you can find by googling \”Mr Crippen\”. What a joke. He is the farthest thing from being a \”gagster\” that I have ever seen. Andrew you are the lowest scum on earth. It\’s time for you to man up and be honest and stop praying on naive, innocent people. Go and get your dick checked too because I guarentee you have something. You are vile. And stop taking pictures with your shirt off. Nobody wants to see your cheap ass tattoos or your achne.
Sounds like a total loser.- nik