Seattle Man Sl*t
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, Andrew Crippen is a pig. I made the mistake of going out with this loser for a few weeks out of pity and he is the most manipulative, dishonest scam artist I have ever met. The house he claims is his own is actually one that he\’s house sitting for some relative, his car belongs to his mother, he didn\’t graduate from U Dub… in fact he didn\’t even finish highschool and he\’s unemployed and lives with his parents in Maple Valley. He knows exactly what to say to lure in anyone who\’s a good person or naive. He might tell you stories about how he\’s recently gotten out of a long term engagement and how he\’s only had two partners and all of this other bullshit that is completely false. After talking to several people who grew up with him and a handful of other women who have fallen for his tricks I realized just how stupid I was and broke it off but he just wouldn\’t take no for an answer. I also discovered that he\’s been addicted to drugs most of his life and that he sometimes goes by different names. Funniest of all, he thinks he\’s a rapper and has recorded several \”mixtapes\” which you can find by googling \”Mr Crippen\”. What a joke. He is the farthest thing from being a \”gagster\” that I have ever seen. Andrew you are the lowest scum on earth. It\’s time for you to man up and be honest and stop praying on naive, innocent people. Go and get your dick checked too because I guarentee you have something. You are vile. And stop taking pictures with your shirt off. Nobody wants to see your cheap ass tattoos or your achne.
Sounds like a total loser.- nik
Gen your a corney bitch lol you know Andrew broke up with you because your pussy stinks and your weak in bed lol he called me like bro how do I break it off with this chick without hurting her feelings she’s nice but she’s terrible in bed and even after she showers her pussy smells like pike place market lol and apparently you missed a couple stray booty hairs when you shaved because you had some long red stragglers growing beside your brown eye lol like some red eyelashes lol I PS no guy wants to sit and hear you whine about your ex who’s in prison Crippen was way nicer to you than your dumb ass deserved pps tell your mom to get at me you know you want me to be step daddy Dane cripp dog you know I got your back brother #thuglife
P.S. Nik Richie don’t call me a loser you fat fuck. You earn a living off of putting other people down and ruining lives. If you get hit by a bus tomorrow it would be an act of god.
He’s loving this attention and thinks its funny. One might read this and think he’s a player… he’s far from it. Cool Drew you’ve figured out how to trick people into sleeping with you. Most of them are a year or two out of highschool. He’s really a big baby who tries to act like a player because he’s not capable of being anything but a mediocre lay… but only when he can get it up which usually means he has to smoke a pill first. Anyone who knows you knows how miserable you truly are.
You can tell just by the mere sight of this dude he is a fucking loser.. So what does that say about your for dating him? Up your standards.
Hahaha, crippin this bitch is clownin because she can’t hold on to a decent guy. Btw, dumb cunt learn how to spell before you make poke fun at someone for not completing high school. Looks like you might want to repeat a few grades yourself. Also, that salmon smelling meat curtain you call a vaginal needs to get checked.. Shit ain’t suppose to be smelling like that. If crip has something sounds like he got it from you. So stop posting stupid ass shit when it sounds like u knew him for a meager two weeks.. #dumbho #hititandquitit #thuglife
lol @ ‘stop preying on naive, innocent people’..
So.. you? It’s easy to pretend you’re above someone else when utilizing the anonymity the internet provides, but claiming innocence is a far stretch since you’re the one sitting on a site like this bashing your ex. If you want to attract better than BE better. Cut this petty shit out, grow up, and fucking move on already.
Also.. Whoever posted the first comment sounds like just as big of a doucher as the guy who was submitted. Losers run in packs I guess.
Awww shit dis bitch be trippin Big Crip u keep takin dem topless pics u be sexy as fukk mister
I cannot explain to you how awesome this is. Sincerely, the ex fiance.
I cannot explain to you how awesome this is. Sincerely, the ex fiance. Ps Dane you are just as much of a doucher drug addict liar
wow! he must work out
ill pray for you all.
they don’t let you pray naked while guys are ordering coffees with hard ons… maybe you should get a real job and earn your spot in church
You should take a look in the mirror and thank God you even have the right to say you were associated with Mr Crippen! You ladies should think about spending time on education…because you have clearly proved you need it!
You stupid bitches! This guy dumps your ass and you think this is going to hurt? HAHAHA! You should take a look in the mirror and thank God you even have the right to say you dated him!
Burnt… bahahaha. Bitches who make up stories and get all their friends together to collaborate as witnesses to get their ex locked up because they cant deal with the fact that they got caught being little sluts get struck by lightning one day and we call it god’s work. after all of the shit you put drew through bitch you have alot of nerve to get on here and run your mouth. you give hard working women a bad name.
Hoes r so petty! Only someone with no life goes out of their way to TRY to humiliate someone else. Little do u kno, you’re jus helping him get more pussy. U must’ve really liked him to go thru all this. U must be 1 salty bitch…or smelly according to dane. Either way, kill yourself. I truly hope u never sent naked pics, or participated in a sex-tape with ne one cuz karma is one sexy, ruthless, cold-hearted bitch! Im not sure how yall get down in seattle, but, round here, u would surely get your head knocked off. I kno ur probably thinkn…”this must b one of his friends”. Honestly we have a few mutual acquaintances but other than that I may have met this man once or twice. With that said…everything u say may or may not be true, cuz idk, but my point is, adults dnt do this. This is highschool shit! N nik, ur a super fag for running a site like this! U remind of those dudes that join the cheerleading team to “get pussy”! Unless ur a female…and in that case…ur a fuckin genius n I salute u. That is all
Everything in this post is true and then some. Andy, you’ve been to rehab like six times. Quit breaking your poor sweet parent’s wallets and go do your heroin on the streets like everyone else.
You should take a look in the mirror and thank God you even have the right to say you were associated with Mr Crippen! Also you ladies might want to think about spending your time on education…because you have proven you need it!
Well its completely obvious these girls are jealous and can’t let go. The one who got dumped and posted this needs to get a life and just be glad you got to go out with him because your chances of ever getting a guy like him again are slim to none. The ex also is still hung up on this guy..its clear. Crystal.
Pretty sure the girl who is “naked” serving coffee to guys with hard on’s makes more money than any of you on here, don’t hate on her hustle u jealous fucks. And to all the negative ass people on here, u can’t judge anyone, let alone judge someone when you haven’t been threw what they’ve been threw. YOU fell for HIS tricks, ur the idiot, not him. Andy probably is a good guy once he’s clean, but u can’t hate on someone cause there a drug addict. Don’t hate the player hate the game
i love when people act like addiction is a choice and not something youre predisposed to in your genetic makeup. maybe you hoes should get off the computer and read a book on it. keep doin ur thing crip ur not winnin til u got a gang of bitches fightin over u. ps i know dat x fiance aint who i think it is… everyone fb search alex wilson… yes the 1 in her underwear and consider da source because shes clearly the 1 postin all this. getum
the ex fiance is a fake. shes just a deposit for a dick. a garage for dicks but its gonna cost ya because she only let u put it in for money. gen u just a smelly bucket of fish all the bros know now to stay away.
I think I know this one…you rap too?
Hahaha I’m dying, the “naked” girl serving coffee to men with hard ons makes more money than you ever will. And honey u can’t hate on andy for playin u, u fell for it
the part about Andrew being a mediocre lay is not true and I want to set the record straight on that. He’s amazing. It is the no motivation on his part that forced me to leave him. I am waiting for him to man up and show me what he’s got. I love Andrew Crippen. Dane is a doucher bag, have I said that?
I highly doubt ANY of Andy’s exes are still hung up on him after knowing him. Ha!
ex bitches always goin hate on a good dude that always how it gon be so let them hoes go at it an crip yous always gon be da man an get yours
Wonk eye… Ew.
Do your thing big Crip! These bitches got nothing better to do but play these fucking high school games. whoever posted this shit obviously has issues of her own. Whoever this skank is for sure posted this so she could somehow feel better about those beef curtains she has and justify the reasons she is always opening those legs.
This guy seriously has no backbone what so ever. No matter how much of a deposit for a dick this chick is, how many guys she has slept with, or how many hard ons she gives dudes with that butterball face of hers, Andrew is still jocked on this girl. 90% of his Facebook posts are about her. How does the “ex fiance” even have room to talk? You get naked everyday to make your living. Plus, you were the one who went as far as to get engaged to this guy. Doesn’t sound like you are much better. Andrew, maybe if you stopped surrounding yourself with coochies that smell like Pike Place and got over the sleaze of an ex you have, you could focus on getting a better girl that has other things to do than post your life on a social site. Sounds like you are both burnt.
This is The Dirty although seems as if some are using it as a site to get back at their exes. The Dirty is about the dirt out there. For example, the dirt in this post is most likely the bikini barista serving coffee to men with hard ons. She’s much more dirty than a bro who is trying to bust a nut. Also, as previously spoken, she fell for him and looks as though was engaged to him? Name of post should be Coffee Slut. I don’t see The Dirty in the bro.
You people do realize that Nic can check your IP addresses. Most of these comments are probably written all by the same person, pathetic.
You can tell this guy is a looser just by his stupid half-asked space needle tattoo. All of his tats are pierce County jail quality, most likely done with a ball point pen and a razor blade.
This guy is a king douche, the master of all douche-bags. As it’s been said, everything written about him in this thread is true, and then some. Mediocre lay, you say? No, not even close. He’s like a dog that chases cars; he may have a dick, but he doesn’t know what to do with it when he finally gets the chance to use it. The ‘preying on innocent and naive’? Also true. The chicks he has at any given time are usually fresh out of high school, probably because if he dated anyone his own age they would be smart enough to see right through his games. You’re pushing 26 now Andrew, what do you have to show for it? Multiple stints in rehab on your parents credit card, an ex that you can’t stop talking about, and a life based on lies? Maybe if you pulled your head out of your ass, started being honest with yourself and the people around you, stopped airing your dirty laundry on Facebook so everyone can take your ‘moral inventory’, and actually got in school so you didn’t have to lie to chicks about it, you would have something to talk about other than your rap career that boasts a few YouTube plays and all the drugs you’ve done. It’s no wonder every girl you try to spit game at lasts only a few weeks; doesn’t take long to figure you out. Nik puts douche bag’s like yourself on here so that you can take a look through other people’s eyes and admit to your shit. You’ll be 30 before you know it with no kids, no house, still single and pushing the whip your parents bought you if you continue being a shit stain. Hopefully you can clean your act up, because nothing is going to be able to clean up those ‘Pierce qualiity ballpoint pen and razor blade’ tattoos.
I am reading the posts of the people defending this guy. You can tell a lot about a person from the quality of thier friends. If they are intelligent articulate people, then most like so is he.
i just wanna say fuck crippen. i saw this faggot last night in ballard with a bunch of little sluts who didnt even look old enough to be in the bar. he thinks hes so fuckin cool. no one likes you man. nobody. your own family is ashamed of you. every chick whos ever made the mistake of hooking up with you wants to kill herself the next day. youre always bragging about how many girls you boned… 100 plus? awesome. every one of them was kicked or super young. raise the bar. shouldnt take you long to figure out who wrote this. and yeah you got a dick on you thats for sure but it’s burnt. love your favorite little “bar slut”.
p.s. crippen, the fact that you’re boning a girl with a bf is less than honorable. we all know how much you like to brag about how you’ve hooked up with married women, but being a home wrecker is nothin to be proud of. lydia keith the fact that you’re letting crip dog nail you while you have a boyfriend shows just how low grade of a chick you are. i guess you two are cut from the same cloth.
Lol I have no idea how my name got into this but I have been out of a relationship for a month and a half now lollol outrageous
First of all, all you ladies on here… you must have seen something in this guy that you liked so he must not be all Bad.
Second, crippen loves hoes I. ould check your facts before you start running your mouth.Lydia is an awesome person and has worked really hard to be where she’s at. She would never cheat on a boyfriend she’s more mature than that. Whatever happened between her and andrew was after she was out of the relationship. Your probably just mad because you saw her and was like DAMN and realized that your ugly ass would never get a girl like that. I feel sorry for you that you have to talk about other people to make yourself seem important.
lydia i dont know if you and drew are still together but he has had multiple girls over at the house in his room this week and they werent wrestling. hate to see a pretty girl get her feelings hurt.
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I can’t imagine what it must feel like to be you guys. You have to be mad as hell to keep getting on this site and trying to stir up shit. I get on this probably once a week and laugh my ass off at all of you. I don’t even have anything to say in response to it really… just totally cracks me up. You know you left an impression when people when you read things like this ^. People call me an asshole but really I’m the most straight forward person I know. Being that if I consider you a true friend (and there are a small amount of people who fall into that category) I’m the most loyal person you have in your corner. If you’re someone I don’t like… I’m straight forward with you. If I don’t like you, you know it. I can’t remember the last time I said something about someone that was bad and then acted cool to their face. Never. I also don’t remember the last time anyone said how they felt about me in a negative way to my face so what does that make all of you? Cowards. Afraid to say how you feel about another person unless there’s anonymity provided by the internet.
First of all. I don’t know this dude but all theses ladys on here you obviously liked this guy for a reason so he must not be all bad.
Second, crippen loves hoes get your facts straight before you start talking shit about people. You obviously don’t know Lydia at all. She is an amazing person and would never cheat on a boyfriend. You must have saw her and are just jealous because you could never get a girl like that. Lol I sincerely feel bad for you.
Oh look more girls who had the crip dog d. Congrats you now have aids.
its a shame because i used to know crippin pretty well and hes not a bad dude he just settles for alot of easy chicks and surrounds himself with scumbag losers for friends. up your standards and work on bettering yourself and you wont have a bunch of people gossiping about you on the net and to everyone who wrote on here… pitiful. grow up.
So to set the record straight
Alex wilson is a dime. She’s not even 21 and owns a business drives a brand new car and makes more money than any of u talking shit about her.and she’s fine as hell. Ohweeee. Haters.
Lydia wasn’t in a relationship with anyone when that went down and she’s fine as hell too. Obviously one of the dudes in my house wrote that from their rooms inbetween wackin off and crying because their dry spell has gone for over a year. Mind your business. Haters.
And everyone who’s still on here talkin about me. Lol. Get a life. Haters for days.
nobody is “hating” on you crip dog. just pointing it out that you were and still are a moron with a dirty ppenis.
Lydia Keith is buckled… look at this chick on Facebook. She looks like a man. I guarentee nobody is jelous of that. She may be the only chick in the universe with trashier ink than you cripdog. Y’all may just be a match made in heaven. The fact you two ended up together is proof of karma being real. Nobody is trying to rain on your parade crip. Keep bangin a bunch of ugly broads until ur dick falls off and posting your whole life story on facebook because its entertaining to all of us. The purpose of this site is to warn people on how big of a scum bag you are so that nobody makes the mistake of dating you. You’re pushing 26 man, eventually those chicks are going to get tired of going back to mommas basement with you. Get a job make some money the right way stop sellin drugs and trying to make rap albums nobody thinks ur gangsta. We all just sit here and laugh at everything you do but eventually even that gets old and u start to feel like ur pickin on a tart.
This shits like an episode of springer that I didn’t watch. All I hear is meow I’m a puss.
she lookz bad 2 me. go cripin
So on behalf of my boy crip I would just like to say that yes, when he is on drugs he’s a big loser but who isn’t and being someone who’s still in contact with him today I can tell you all that he’s doing pretty good. When it comes to being a pickup artist, he’s probably going to go down in history as one of the best. I’ve seen this dude pull off the legendary. Last time I checked he was seeing one girl and wasn’t even on that shit anymore though. So really what do you have to say that’s bad? If you’re still sour… you might need to look in the mirror at yourself and ask “why?”. So the guys who are talking on this site are most likely the ones you see when you go out who are sitting in the corner wishing they knew how to talk to girls and the ladies who post on here are probably the ones who were dumb enough to fall for a dude who pulled them at a bar and got into their pants the first night. Close your legs a little more and “hate” a little less. Just a little piece of advice.
The day crip dog deleted his Facebook was the saddest day of my life. This guy is truly brilliant when it comes to thinking of stupid things to say that are guaranteed to stir up some kind of immature FB drama. It’s like an episode of Jerry Springer and he’s like the Hugh Hefner of white trash trailer park Tacoma/Federal Way sluts. I got love for crip doggy but step your game up kiddo. Quality not quantity.
lydia I dont know if you and drew are still togetheror ever were but he has had multiple girls at the house this week in his room. think one slept over. hate to see a nice girl get hurt.
wow this is awesome i wish that i had found this page a few weeks ago…
you cant really blame yourself for falling for this guy. hes tall handsome athletic looking with an outgoing personality and hes very charismatic and good with words but after u spend enough time with him you start to realize how full of crap he is and how just about every single thing he says is a lie or a twisted truth.
i cant say that i ever slept with him but i did get pretty close a few nights agoand i can understand why apparintally lots of other ladys have made the same mistake but dont beat urself up girls hes got alot of karma coming his way and he looks alot different now too he has more tattoos and is a little stockier. he lives in ballard and can be found with his other loser friend prowling bars looking for victoms. “predator” is a perfect way to describe this guy.
for a note in the future andrew… no girl wants to sit and hear you talk about how hot your ex is and all of these other girls who are joken u. get over yourself. youre not THAT cool and youre never going to find anything but hookers and low self esteam chx with that attitude but hey maybe thats what u deserve
dodged a bullet
As entertaining as it has been reading everyone’s opinions of me I would like to apologize for anything I did that made any of you feel wronged and ask that you please quit slandering me on the internet. Most of the accusations on here are without any actual evidence to back them up and solely intended to paint a picture of me that is false by people who are upset with me or have some sort of a biased opinion. If anyone has an issue they would like to take up with me or feels they are owed an amends please contact me directly and I would love to come to a resolution with you that doesn’t involve bashing me over the internet. There was a time in my life where chaos was kind of funny but I’m trying to be an adult now. Thanks.
Sucks when ppl call u on yur shyt huh
andrew you are quite the meanie
but sometimes i miss your weenie
its far from teenie
put me on youre next mixtape lol
How bout you all hop off Andrews jock, get off the Internet, and grow the fuck up? This is all some petty bullshit. Hey girls, Andrews the asshole? He’s the man slut? Then close your legs long enough to gain some respect for yourselves. Andrews trying to put this shit behind him and you all have nothing better to do than sip the haterade. Don’t hate the player, hate the game.
Hey ladies,
I met Andrew downtown a few weeks ago and he took care of me the whole night while I was drunk and made sure I got home safe. Had the perfect chance to take advantage of me and didn’t. Look’s like he’s not so bad after all now is he?
this pics must be pretty old which makes the people on this page even more pathetic. dru is way bigger and way more tatted up these days and pulls much better girls. you all should get over yourselves :p
this pics must be pretty old which makes the people on this page even more pathetic. dru is way bigger and way more tatted up these days and pulls much better girls. you all should get over yourselves :p
lol dru is waaaaaaaay sexier these days and hes all mine but I can understand why someone would still be caught up on him haha