Sex, Lies And The Dirty
Here is a sneak peak of page 125 to 126. Make sure you pre-order my memoir “Sex, Lies and The Dirty” on Amazon (only $10). Sorry Megan.- nik
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- Brock's Chick's Ex BFF
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You just sold another copy. I want to be surrounded by coked whooores someday
Can you please just release this now? I don’t want to wait til March. gah.
ooops, sorry *April lol…even worse!
will you do a book signing in az?
I already pre-ordered after I read this:
http://web.stagram.com/p/358889312768986655_13979578
Can’t wait!
Nicee!! Haha gonna order a copy bruh
I really didn’t care about reading it until this. Good advertising, Nik!
anyone with an 8-ball of pepsi can play the same game even in backwoods country bars i use to hang in i dont see the big deal.
Yeah..I’m in buffalo for gods sakes and Ive even seen this..
lol……im just outside buffalo
Sounds like the diary I kept in 1st grade. I’ll just read that instead.
if one can pass this dribble off as literature and people actually spend money to buy it.. the ghost of p.t.barnum must be taking a dump in heaven with a big smile upon his face.
Thats the highlight of your book??? I wanted to buy it more before I read that lame shit.
No, that’s the worst of it.- nik
nik I can’t wait to get the book I just preordered it but the cover is ugly ? Why you could have done a much better job picked a much better looking girl? I’m confused
Yet ironically when a person did drugs and was posted nik would judge us to no end. Do as you say, not as you do?
Do you not have an editor to revise this crap? So poorly executed from a stylistic perspective. It has that “written by an emo 15 y.o. girl” feel to it.
Sorry. I’m not an English major, just a realist. I wasn’t going for the Harry Potter feel.- nik
Can we preorder a kindle edition?
Comes out at the perfect time. Close to my birthday. I’m just going to put it in my wishlist and get it on my Kindle. Love the kindle book prices. So much cheaper.
is it going to have some cool pics in it Nik?
So you were hanging out with a bunch of drugged out chicks.I smell a Pulitzer.
Whats the book about? I might buy it.
From what I have read on Gawker the book is going to be a sh*t show.
http://gawker.com/5817160/the-most-obnoxious-book-proposal-ever
Done. please more teaser pages. I hope Ben Quayle is part of your book.
Cant wait for the book! Pre-ordered. Huge fan!
Girls want to have sex on Coke …. Wow Nik tell us more….. DUH.
So Nik, you were hanging out with these losers while you were with Shayne? Says 31 and your are now close to 34……now I know why she gets super sensitive and upset when you talk about other skanks??? Nice.
Sounds like a monday night in high school. Next….
Seriously, this was a bad idea. Almost as bad as the couples tv show. You need an agent.
Awesome clip of the book. Hopefully all these haters will shut up once they read this and realize that you are just writing the truth about what everyone else WISHES they could do.
Are you going to offer it as a Kindle edition?
kindle release?
Nik – tell me it’s coming out on Kindle too, paper based media is dead.
Since I have read many books..such as 50 shades of grey lame writing..mehh this can fit in my time just for the mehh of it..
I’m gonna order it when I have the cash , it will be interesting to see how u got to where u are today and why u are the way u are .
Maybe I’ll buy it to use it as toilet paper. Surely isn’t worth reading.
Hey Nik, my sister and I want to know if we can order a digital copy.
V-E-R-Y well written, Nik!!!
I’m impressed.
It’s gonna be a fun read!
#dirtyimpressed
Pre-ordered. Can’t wait until the book releases. The prophet is about to preach and it’s time for all of us to listen!
I can’t wait for it to come out on video.
Its moore interesting than 50 shades of gray.. Just pre- ordered.
Just ordered mine!
I hope your book is more interesting than this insert. I see nothing special about doing a bunch of coke with whores.
I am going to wait for it to come out on audiobook so I can hear your scratchy Tara Reid-esque party voice narrate.
The book sounds like it could be interesting. Will it be in the fiction section? Hope you had a good new year and happy Hanukkah .
This is Chapter 11 or 12 I believe …..
This is what made me buy the book although I hate the cover lol I love you nikrichie
I wanted sex as she grabbed my cock, but not with her. Maybe it was because she smelled like piss from her unwashed spray tan or because I smelled like Jack and wanted to brush my teeth first. Either way I said NO! She pushed me onto my hotel room bed which smelled like sex from three hours ago (different girl, different situation). I told her to leave and look at the clock, fuck, it’s 5am. She started to cry screaming at me, begging like a dog in heat. I grabbed her wrist and forced her to the door, she tried to swing at me in true Dallas fashion, I think she thought it would turn me on. She opened the balcony doors telling me that she is going to jump and kill herself if I didn’t fuck her. I told her to jump…