THE DIRTY ARMY: Meet Lucas Cook, he’s a 26 year old wannabe engineer who has a penchant for using social media to cheat on his girlfriend of seven years. He’s a manipulative liar, a cheat , a sociopath with two children and a soon to be wife that he just forgot to mention. This guy is a sexual predator and likes to have unprotected sex with under-aged girls, he likes to record acts without your knowledge and stream them to his friends. He should be in jail where he belongs. Overall, this guy is no prince, although he may volunteer his time to help the elderly, he is the offspring of Satan. Don’t even bother showing him any kindness or empathy as this guy has no respect for women and he clearly does not care about you. His only goal in life is to get laid.Lastly, be sure not show any vulnerabilities around this guy as he will use all his power to exploit you for his dirty schemes.
Noodles predators have the advantage cause they never age.- nik