Shameless Leach

January 8, 2013 Baton Rouge, LSU 20 6,104 Views

THE DIRTY ARMY: About a year and a half ago this girl was hooking up with a friend of mine, and 3 others simultaneously. He got fed up with the 4am calls, and the 4:45am banging of the door uninvited. next thing you know she says shes pregnant. her first instict was to pin it on the most responsible, and stable guy since the other 3 were fuck wads that still lived at home or on a friends couch. This guy, exclusively started dating her, accepted the fact that he was father, pampered her, bought her a fucking house, and payed for everything like a good father should. Concerned friends started talking and he found out she was a whore with super sloot powers from slutagonia. (thats her distant whore universe). After 9 months of labor, delivery, and 3 months of taking care of “his child”, he founds out the child isnt his. At least that’s what the state certified paternity test said. Of course he lost his shit, she admitted, tried to “fix things”. Needless to say now, she is with broke dick #?, and lives a life with him, although you can expect the late night phonecalls begging for forgiveness

That pear was modeled after her.- nik