THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this is Kaija, and she is my ultimate girl crush. Like, really, that ass would make me switch sides in a heartbeat. She used to live in Portland but moved up to Everett, WA this past year, but her Facebook and Instagram allow creepers like me to keep stalking her. Her face isn’t amazing, I mean, she’s really pretty and all, but not necessarily drop dead sexy. Her body, however, is completely natural and in my opinion PERFECT!
Everything is just a little bit thicker in Portland.- nik