She Has The Perfect Body
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this is Kaija, and she is my ultimate girl crush. Like, really, that ass would make me switch sides in a heartbeat. She used to live in Portland but moved up to Everett, WA this past year, but her Facebook and Instagram allow creepers like me to keep stalking her. Her face isn’t amazing, I mean, she’s really pretty and all, but not necessarily drop dead sexy. Her body, however, is completely natural and in my opinion PERFECT!
Everything is just a little bit thicker in Portland.- nik
Disgusting.
I like the girl on the right much better She looks Asian!!
No, No you are wrong, she does have a perfect body.For a Silver Back or Queen Latifah that is.
That is the body only headhunters and cannibels can appriciate.
Everett is known for being trashy as fuck. Makes sense she would move there. Plenty of purple crayon for dat ass.
This is such a fucking pathetic self post a big ass is disgusting! Every girl shoul have a cute tiny round one
Self post
Wow whats her full name?
Total self post.am I wrong?
back in the day,before the world got so effed up,an ass like that would invite diet and excercise tips.when and why did big fat gross ass cheeks become ok?
Kardashians being idolized by people with low IQs
Self poster, you’re awesome in Umpa Loopma land !
not hot….next!!!!!
There’s only one thing in Everett: meth.
Gross. looks like a slut!
That fat ass is made for my lovin’
Tights are not pants. Stop it!
Looks like it’s filled with shit and fix a flat.
Deformed.
You sound so sweet… But you’re also a lesbian. Try girls for awhile and see how much happier you are xoxo
I wonder if she’s into ‘queening’? I’d love her to give my face a ride.
Gross. Buy some glasses bitch.
At least the OP realizes that he is a complete loser with no future. Good job, stalker. Must suck to have your life.
Skinny in the north is 15+ pounds heavier than the rest of the country. Must be the long, cold winters all bundled up in layers. It lets the girls get lazy for too many months since their clothes hide it.
You call THAT natural? The lines of her butt job are clear and that photo isn’t even close up.
photoshop as hell
leggings are NOT pants
very obvious her ass is fake it looks just like kim kardashian
Pic of the face be nice or is she that busted?
leggings are not pants
Her friend has a better body. Such s big ass is just digusting and FAT! Just makes me think she smells bad. Hahaha Idk why, but er friend is smaller and has ass without IT Being a kim
Kardashian cellulite magnet. Now that is a good ass. Bigger is not always better.
What exactly is disgusting about this girl? And i bet you are just a Greek God in the looks department right??
Her obese ass is disgusting, to be exact.
Perfect??? Only if you like girls with dumpy asses that look like they had 6 gallons of mashed potatoes injected in their assular area. Pass the gravy.
She’s a 7 in the face but a 10 in the ass
Im a black female and i dont want to be rude to black men…but she has that typical black mans gf body. like some rap video pseudo model…i think it cheapens the appearance..kind of like IceT’s wife COCO…take one look at her and you just know thats what black men are into. yuck
The perfect body is having a fat ass? I guess I better eat more chocolate.
Horrible.
She obviously loves purple crayon
I don’t find that attractive at all. In another 15-20 years, she is going to have a rear that looks like cottage cheese in a trash bag. Her outfit isn’t classy at all and she is obviously unaware that her skimpy clothes don’t accentuate her body parts but rather, make her look like a freak surgery gone wrong. Guess she forgot the memo..
Hideous self post
When have Umpa Loompa’s been classified as perfect?
woah
omg i love that blonde!
I’m a naturally tiny chick and i’ve been doing squats like crazy to get a bum like that lol
Love that butt
Oh Rastus you always be sayin dat about deformed bottoms.
Ya’ll needs to go back to Affyka.
Cellulite city on those stumps
whats her full name.. u wanna follow her n see that ass
Her friend is WAY HOTTER!
Yep, the brunette on the right is far hotter than that cow on the left!!!!!!
More on the sexy brunette please!!
Cankles for days
that old dude creepi
that old dude creepin
can we get a full name so we can see more pics for full analysis.
Good lawd that man’s ass is eating his shorts! He creeps me out.
Hmmm interesting how everyone thinks that Portland has dumpy looking and “fat” chicks. We do have some beautiful girls. The beautiful ones are just smart enough not to get posted up on this “stupid” site.
That girl got a nice body. People posting negative stuff on here are definitely stupid. Her butt looks fat and fake because of the position she is in that photo. I looked at other images she has and let me tell you she got a very nice shaped figure.
Kaija Osie Bross
Why the fuck would you post her full name?
Looking at her FB, her very few backside’s show a much smaller ass. So these photos don’t seem to portray the truth. Or shes had some major enhancement on that butt.
Looking at her FB, her very few backside photos show a much smaller ass. So these photos don’t seem to portray the truth. Or shes had some major enhancement on that butt.
Guess what ass holes, Its ME kaija. And whoever the fuck put this up is a fucking creepy stalker. And for those of you that are so fucking rude and degrading and judgmental about my body and face, you should all try and pull your heads out of your ass holes and realize what you are doing. This website is disgusting, completely unfair and rude.
I’ve seen her in real life and let’s just say maybe 10% of that is her real ass.
In other words, Pancake ass.
this is so mean. I am the best friend on the right (the brunette), and I just want to clearify for those of you who dont know her, she is literally the sweetest person in the world. You would absolutely love her if you met her. She has always been faithful in her relationships, and she is so so far from a slut. Her body is not photoshopped one bit. It was the angle of camera, thats why it doesnt look quite as big in some other pictures. but she has the most gorgeous body. in fact, im soo jealous of it! i would kill to have her bod. she is TINY. And to those of you who think this is a “self post” you are absolutely wrong. She would NEVER do something like this. She has an amazing body and an even more amazing personality. She doesn’t deserve this. Please help me delete this for her!
Sergio!!!! Lmao
^My thought as well… I’ve seen serge in like 3 different peoples post on thedirty now! Always in the background like WUT UP
haha word? where at i wanna see them.. 3 other huh
haha word? where at?
Just found her fb page… & I would plow that big ass hahaha
-D