THE DIRTY ARMY: NIK-I couldnt help but laugh when I saw these pictures pop up on my news feed. Her name is Sarah Creekmore and I just wanted to know if she got her makeup out of her mom’s old makeup from 1987! Spare tire + Clown face=DOUBLE FAIL…SARAH YOU ARE NOT ANYWHERE CLOSE TO BEING REMOTELY ATTRACTIVE! Stay home with your kid instead of trying to go out and pick up guys that are just as trashy as you are every night of the week!
Step #1. Apply an even layer of your tanning lotion. Actually, ditch it altogether.- nik