Stephanie The Pig

January 8, 2013 Surrey 70 8,836 Views

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this is Stephanie Crosson of Surrey/Whalley. She’s morbidly obese as you can see, but thinks there’s nothing wrong with her. Her “boyfriend” is an immigrant with poor English skills that cheats on her all the time with thin, blonde girls, and looks like porky the pig and sounds like Arnold Schwarzenegger. This piggish beast’s mom d**d on her when she was a kid so she was adopted by family and uses it to make people feel sorry for her. Lucky lady didn’t have to stick around to see what her daughter’s become: An obese slug that sits on her ass at Telus all day answering phones and ordering in fast food.

Chubby fingers must make it hard to apply make-up.  Her lipstick is ‘in around her mouth’.- nik