THE DIRTY ARMY: Hey Nik, this tanned up orange dude puts on baby oil on before he takes his Instagram pics in his mom’s basement on Washington Ave. Basically this dbag pretends to be “The White Situation” of Lorain. His ridiculous tight clothes from his sister’s closet and wannabe tough guy vibe only help confirm that he is faking his heterosexuality. A non-factor would be another name for this prick. His constant need for approval from his so called friends is quite sad because he puts everything into being the cool one of the group and the one that bags all the chicks…we all know this isn’t the case. If you could look up Chris Babics in the dictionary the definition would be… irrelevant airhead. Please Chris, do us all a favor and quit the flexing, muscles don’t make up for the lack of an original personality. The pic above is just screaming “flaming over spray tanned tool who forgot to take off the teeth whitening strips from his visit to the salon.” Oh and 2Chainz is wack like you. #TRU.

It sounds like you guys have had sex already and now you have buyers remorse.- nik