THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, meet Layne Gurba. Also known as “Gurbage” or “The Gurbarator”. She is probably the dirtiest girl you could ever meet, reason why she got the name “Gurbarator” is because she is always swallowing something weather its d*ck or p*ssy, she goes both ways. Not many people know but she sleeps with her bestfriend “Jessica Jean-Marie Falle”. When she cant get with her friend, she goes and meets 15 year old little boys and spends a week at thier house messes around with them, says she is going to date them and then totally blows them off. All around Gibbons, Edmonton, and Fort Saskatchewan. This girl is 18. She steals from her friends and talks sooo much shit about them behind thier backs and uses them foor c*ke. I dont think ive ever met as big of a c*ke head as her. Not only that drinks like almost everyday to. Her life to her is just one big party and lie its discusting really. She does the most dumbest thing just to build up her self confidence. She fcks everyone she knows over and i think its time people know about her because shes really not someone people would want to be around, shes fake. Who knows what kinds of diseases she has. So just a heads up Gibbons , Fort Sask & Edmonton. This girl comes pretends to be your friend for sex, money, and coke and does nothing but cause problems in your life! Keep your distance. What do you think Nik ?