THE DIRTY ARMY: So nik, this trashy whore is Lauren Jurco, 24 years old, although she looks 40. She went to Flagler College on a softball scholarship…in my opinion she was either born a man or just wants to look like one. She is a trainer at the Anytime Fitness at Enterprise and McMullen Booth Rd in Clearwater, FL. She seems to only like to screw married or committed men (my husband most recently, a few times in December until early January). From what I have been told she is very “sloppy” and masculine in her approach (likes to fuck like a guy…not feminine at all, although not shocking, since I think its a he-she). She is 24 and lives with her parents, so that should tell you what a loser she is right there. She has a DUI in Hillsborough County…will get so drunk that she blacks out. Before my husband she was screwing a guy named Roger who is either married or has a long-term girlfriend – like my husband, Roger apparently used her then wised up. She has also screwed sex-offenders (more than one); apparently this bitch has some problems with her common sense. Here is the kicker about this whore…she knows these guys are married. She is so trashy that she blows them and screws them in her CAR (a shitty old Lexus). The only way this ugly bitch can get laid (I’m guessing since she does her make-up like she sidelining as a clown AND is built like a dude with poorly done tattoos all over her) is to stroke the ego of a man who is having a rough time with his partner. Please help me spread the word about this piece of trash – she is pissing wives and girlfriends off all over Tampa.
Any ladies recognize those veins?- nik