THE DIRTY ARMY: Another completed ki** with this one, but boy was I in for more that I bargained for. I was on a trip to Vancouver, met this minx and fcked her on the first night, but she’s “Oh so innocent!” RIGHT!? Jordan Wearing is nice enough at first, but soon you realize all she does is talk about herself, how good she is and how shitty all her boyfriends are. Somewhere around the tenth time throwing it in I decided it was time to serp this bitch and bounce. Barely two weeks after I get back to my own province, I find out that this dirty bird sent me home with chl**dia. She was adamant that she hadn’t had sex in months and months, which just made it worse knowing I plowed a festering vag. Roast this bitch, Nik.
Is that her massage table…(bottom pic).- nik