Typical Surrey Broad
THE DIRTY ARMY: Another completed ki** with this one, but boy was I in for more that I bargained for. I was on a trip to Vancouver, met this minx and fcked her on the first night, but she’s “Oh so innocent!” RIGHT!? Jordan Wearing is nice enough at first, but soon you realize all she does is talk about herself, how good she is and how shitty all her boyfriends are. Somewhere around the tenth time throwing it in I decided it was time to serp this bitch and bounce. Barely two weeks after I get back to my own province, I find out that this dirty bird sent me home with chl**dia. She was adamant that she hadn’t had sex in months and months, which just made it worse knowing I plowed a festering vag. Roast this bitch, Nik.
Is that her massage table…(bottom pic).- nik
She has a nice body. Who is this girl, so we can get her clean.
Jordan Wearing, Surrey BC
Spa Utopia as a massage therapist
Be lucky u ain’t burnin in herpes!! And I’d dawgy style her( with a condom) Loool stupid whores these days!!
I agree with this post, total bitch.
Shame on you for sleeping with a girl you just met. You have the nerve to call her names and post her up here.You sur are a pig. This just makes you look bad.
Amen
Guess it time to head to Spa Utopia for a rub and tug!!
She swallows mmm
She does too, didn’t even have to ask
where do i sign up?
the person who posted this is full of shit. jordan is a sweet girl.
So she she f***ked you the first night?? who cares!!! Sounds like the way you “throw it in” girls that YOU are the slut and you probably picked up your “pets” in some back alley somewhere, because you are a loser that no girl would want to keep around long. You are probably a terrible f**k too which is why SHE dumped YOU and you can’t handle it so you are whining on here trying to make her look bad. If you are reading this Jordan I give you a High Five for the dump job on this one! What a total loser he sounds like. Looks like you got to him!!!! Hahahahahahaha. (Great bod btw … you look hot!)
The chlamydia was not worth it.
You guys are all losers!! GET A LIFE. Jordan is amazing. Whoever made this post is either A) an extremely jealous bitch who needs to focus on her own shit or B) one of her crazy psycho exes who also needs to focus on their own shit!
lmao
Its amazing how a douche bag guy can post pics and complete lies and try to ruin a girls reputation. Why do people assume that a guy posting pics and stories here is telling the truth!!??? It’s the truth cuz it’s on thedirty.com??? LOL Give me a break!
I’ve known Jordan for a LONG time and she’s nothing like this creep is saying. She’s beautiful, smart, funny and so freakin awesome and I love her!! She SHOULD talk about herself because she’s got lots of great things to say and she SHOULD talk about the shitty boyfriend she’s had because look, she went out with this loser, didn’t she?? It’s obvious he’s just pissed cuz she didn’t like him anymore and now he’s showing how F**KING CLASSY he is by trying to make her look like a slore that passes on disease. Really buddy? Is that the best you got?? She gave you an STD??? OMG not only are you a douche bag but you aren’t very creative either with your bulls*it stories that nobody that knows her even believes. Why don’t you be a REAL man andpost your OWN pic so that all the girls in this area that you try to sleep with will know how you behave when you get your ass dumped. lol
I wish the STD part was a lie. I really, truly do.
I meeting her for days ago and I fuck her in the ass. before I know she tells me that she has a boyfriend and I bad person for fucking her. she ask me to fuck her in ass! jaja! and I am bad? please, go fuck a mango.
“I meeting her for days ago …”
” and I bad person …”
“she ask me to f**k her in ass …”
Haha Really buddy???
Lean how to speak ENGLISH before you start lying on a public site and making yourself look like a total F*CKTARD.
not going to take a post seriously when they use the term ‘serp’ in it. Clearly posted by some useless over-age, sad sack nexopia user lol.
Spoken like a true nexopia vet
As one of her ex boyfriends I can vouch and say that we aren’t all shitty. Yeah, no ones perfect or completely innocent and Jordan has her flaws and I could easily list them off but she’s not a typical Surrey broad. She’s got a good heart and I know for a fact she’s been hurt by a lot of guys like YOU who do stupid shit like this. Guys like you put the rest of us to shame by treating girls with no respect. Be a real man and be the bigger person and leave the poor girl alone.
I didn’t mean all her exes were douchebags! Just whoever the low life loser is who had to post this on The Dirty to get satisfaction out of his life.
Jordan is nothing but a self-righteous whore. Projects herself as the ultimate sweetheart, but is a two-faced, backstabbing, high-on-herself slut. About time she was put in her place.. step down a notch, babe.
Also, it would be in your best interest to drop the denial and get checked.
She loves anal and do do i
Steve D? Last name please.
Hey anonymous 2:24, Since when is having some loser guy post lies about you on such a high class, reputable website like this equal to her being “put in her place”?? She shouldnt care that some douchebag she used to date decided to be an even bigger douchebag by doing something like this. The world is full of guys with big egos and small brains and dicks that cant handle rejection and here’s one of them. You sound like a jealous bitch. Stop hating on other people and fix your own shit, “babe”.
What part of this was a lie?
Id eat her pussy
My boy tapped this a few months ago and she left her patines at his apartment. Classy broad.
I dont doubt it for a second, seems right up her alley. The act she puts on is that of innocent and wholesome but fuck is she a dirty bird.
lets see some more pics..this chicks got a rockin fkn body!
Probably got that STD from the other girl(s) you were sleeping around with when you were with her…. You deserve the burn.
Unlike her, some of us get tested.
LOL chick used to post her body all over nexopia.. truth
Nexopia, Tumblr, she’s all over.
haha I showed this to a friend and apparently she hooked up with a guy at a fashion show dt, early this year first night they met. Could be original poster cause there was some STD talk surronding that night
Wow. You just kinda reach way up into your asshole, pull whatever you can out, and type it as a comment, huh? Solid existence, champ
How am I not surprised.
This chick works at spa utopia. Contrary to what her ‘friends’ are saying, she is a slut.
I’m not a mean spirited guy so I’m speaking from experience. I dated her when she was with someone else as well. It wasn’t exclusive. She put out on the second date.
She told me stories about how guys don’t treat her right, how she’s a good girl who deserves better etc. And yet here she is blowing me when she doesn’t even know me. Obviously no one’s going to respect you Jess when you’re that easy to get with.
She’s a bit conceited, she’s definitely been around, I’d say she’s probably close to 25+ sexual partners etc. and she’s still young. She works at spa utopia and she’ll probably give you her number if your wallet is loaded and you look good.
THIS is what I expected to hear. This seems a little more fitting of the Jordan I know.
Lmao everything turned out better than expected
Theres alot of truth here, her gf’s are just doing to typical cover up and trying to flip it back around. Getting her workplace involved is a little over the top as her livelyhood, hopefully this gets her some motivation to straighten up.
Solid response. She commented on this post lol
Lol sign me up for an drd jk
I still can’t get over the fact that I believed her when she told me I was only number 4.
HAHAHHAHA sooo glad I found this, everyone needs to know what a cheating whore this bitch really is… Met her, she started texting me just before christmas cuz her bf was out of town and she was lonely. Not even two days later she’s begging me to fuck her harder and choke her. Bitch wouldnt let me cum inside her cuz she “doesnt even let her bf do that” but gave me the choice of face, tits or mouth so I shot it down her throat. stopped talking to me cause I guess her BF came back into town but I had a good time anyways. Hope he likes the taste of my cock LOL… dumb fuck
Sounds about right
we gonna need some more photos of this chick real talk