THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, looks like Ultra in Miami will only be one weekend of drugs and public sex. That sucks, I already had my tree picked out.
How does this hurt local business? If anything the mom and pop pizza places make bank.- nik
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I just had movement.
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Ultra generates over 100 million in revenue for the city of Miami and creates 100s of temp jobs. The local businesses and residents will not block the second weekend. Money Talks. Side note: If you are over 21, don’t go to this event. Its 95% teenagers and rich college kids/bros. Hit the clubs instead!
ULTRA WILL BE HAPPENING OVER TWO WEEKENDS AS ORIGINALLY PLANNED. ULTRA OFFICIALLY ANNOUNCED THAT THERE WILL BE NO HICCUPS.
Official Facebook update:
“Yes, it’s all systems go and we are moving full steam ahead!!! ULTRA Music Festival will make history in 2013 as the world’s first ever ELECTRONIC music festival to take place over two weekends on March 15-17 and March 22-24 in celebration of our 15 Year Anniversary.
We appreciate the incredible support of the city of Miami Commission, Mayor, Bayfront Park Management Trust, and Fire and Police Departments, as together we have implemented a logistical plan that addresses everyone’s concerns, including those of local residents and businesses, allowing us to move forward and focus on producing the first rate, world class event ULTRA has become.
We’re extremely excited about the double-weekend celebration that will take place at the world’s most beautiful event location, Bayfront Park & Biscayne Blvd, in the heart of the Magic City, Downtown Miami.
As we enter our 15th year, and approach a complete SELL OUT of all 330,000 available tickets, those of you lucky enough to attend can expect ULTRA’s strongest and most diverse lineup to date, with an unparalleled level of production never before seen at a festival of this magnitude. As has become our signature, ticket holders can expect a wide array of surprises, including the possibility of unannounced mega artist appearances!
ULTRA Music Festival is proud to be the World’s Premier Electronic Music Festival, and we would like to thank all of the artists, managers, agents and most importantly, THE FANS, who have contributed to making ULTRA a focal point of the strongest musical and cultural movement on earth. ULTRA 15… HERE WE GO!!!”
did you really have to say mom and pop pizza? Now I must have pizza. mom and pop places make the only pizza I’ll eat. I don’t do chain pizza.
fo’ sho nik. pizza is the dam deal here in austin on sixth at 2am
Ultra weekend two got the ok from the city council yesterday fyi.
And Ultra is the most overrated festival there is. The entire venue is packed with bros and 16 year olds that run around in 10 person trains like they’re in a high school hallways. Entire party feels amateur hour compared to Insomniac events on the West Coast. WMC is awesome though, but if I wanna club for a week I’d rather go to Ibiza.
I don’t think she can handle all that wood
She wasn’t drunk. She’s got x coming out of her ass. That’s all those fests are. Drugs.
You’re obviously clueless if you think ecstasy does this. Ecstasy doesn’t induce hallucinating or anything remotely close to this, regardless of how much you take.
99% chance shes tripping on acid. Every time you see some naked person, or someone living in some imaginary world as police arrest them, is on acid.
ULTRA HAS BEEN DEAD SINCE P DIDDY CAME THERE. It used to be all about the music and being able to be free to do whatever now you have to worry about the local Overtown ghetto ass people trying to rob, rape, and kill partygoers.
Ultra does suck, but it is not near Overtown and there is so much police in the area during Ultra that there are no robberies, rapes, or murders in that area during that time. so stfu
Really? Do your research and stfu. Overtown is not far at all you dumbass
Haha Overtown is only 1 mile away you poser.
Ultra sucks!!!!!! Well not really, especially if you like to pay $20 for a bottle of water, or wait in line to use the bathroom for a half hour, or listen to robots having sex for hours from every corner of bay front park, only place to sit is grass. Only reason to go is if you are a high school student looking for a place to take your ecstasy pills with friends and sluts. I remember stuffing some skinny little drugged out bitch. My dick hasn’t been the same since that day…. So my point is if you are 21 or older and haven’t gone to ultra, your time is up…. Watch videos on YouTube of it, but if you dare go prepare to look like an idiot moving to the electronic waves crashing into your ear drums for unlimited hours, while some 15 year old skeezer grinds up on a palm tree, and you wish you could give your tree branch instead. But you can because that would be rape on a few different levels, and you can’t rape because there are about eleventymillion cops, uniformed and undercover, ready to pounce on anyone that looks like they are having fun. Oh and I’m sure the cost of a ticket is absurd, when I went back in 2002 i believe the cost per ticket was $75-$100. Good luck if you still go…. Just eat a lot of rolls and you might get through it