Wanna Be Cowboy
THE DIRTY ARMY: Well Nick this here is quite the guy! His name is Matt Andrusyshyn. He seems to be under the impression he’s a country boy when in reality hes not and hes making them all look bad by saying he is. He mooches off everyone including his parents who are so sick of his s*it I don’t even know why they put up with him anymore. He thinks he’s some kind of big shot when in reality he’s nothing but a mobile security guard. This guy frequents places like The Ranch Saloon and Shannons Pub looking for his next lay. Like seriously word going around is that he picked up some chick at the bar and caught the herp. Aside from this guy thinking he’s the s*it all of his vehicals the Jeep and the Car both are under his parents names. He goes around saying hes got money when in reality it’s all his parents money. He steals and lies to the people around him and runs his mouth when he probably should keep it closed. Not to mention his face omg talk about looking like the horses a**. He is a women abuser, a thief, a manipulator, and a lire. If anyone should be put on the blast it’s this guy. So nick got any advice for the lady’s?
Cowboys don’t have limp wrists. He just wants a cowboy.- nik
Looks like a half down little fruitcake to me.
no really cowboys left!!(anyway)
On a side note Im pretty sure 90% of the city slickers at those bars pretend to be from the country
No shit lol I own a farm and not one farmer I know wears cowboy hats unless they are old and bald.
cowboys who never stepped in shit in there life
Darn thought it be another post about sereda lol!
What the hell is a “lire”? I think what you meant was “liar”. Learn how to spell before you try and talk smack about people dumb ass.
Never met a cowboy with carpel tunnel. What a poser.
haha send him somewhere with REAL cowboys. This wiener will change soon as he sees the real deal guys work hard and are more than a bought hat and shirt.
This post confuses me. Is this dude bad, or did he just piss of some high school dropout who wanted to write nasty shit about him? If he got you pregnant or gave you herpes or something, go to a doctor. Don’t waste your time throwing shit on him on the internet.
Haha get his next lay ?? His last lay was prolly his first lay!!! Security? What’s he guarding, the suckers from the kindergarten class ? Lol just like most of the posing cowboys in the peg he prolly frequents the local transsexual rub and tug!!! Hahaha do the world a favor and drive your gay jeep right into the red river with your seer belt on and windows up !! Fruit cake
Guaranteed he doesn’t know the proper side to mount a horse, let alone saddle one .
See that right there is cowboy/cowgirl talk purr is all I will say to that!
Matty’s a great guy and a real cowboy. I grew up with him in Fisher. And lear how to spell dumb bitch
I went to school with him right here in good old Winnipeg…. pretty sure he never dressed like that back then….
Take your own advise!!! Learn is spelt like that and not “lear”
Matt is everything that this post says he is.
How does one “LEAR” how to spell? hahaha
Learn^
I know he dates trailer trash and he is no cowboy, this post is completely true. He needs to man up, country guys work hard, he hardly works.
he kicked me in the crotch when we were little. yep foot right up the v j. meany.
This dude dated that crazy chick Alyssa someone should post her on here her whole Facebook is full of pictures of him and her she probably posted this considering the pictures that he is cropped out of had her in them .
Very true she was completely crazy and garanteed she posted this because she was in the picture with him.
Matt is ALWAYS at aquarius. As for cowbuys…well he’s more broke back mountain style.
He’s definatly Bi….
I laughed so hard when i saw this!!
.. This post is everything it says he is. I’m sorry but when I started dating him his mommy still cleaned his room and did his laundry…. PATHETIC! He treats his parents like shit, he treats everyone like shit, he is the most rude person I know. AND WHEN I WAS WITH HIM HE NEVER LISTENED TO COUNTRY IT WAS ALL POP AND TECHNO REMIXES. HE’S FAKE!! don’t believe a word that comes out of his mouth.