THE DIRTY ARMY: Ladies and gents, this here is Kyla Desirae Smyth. I know it’s typical to say a girl is a slut and shit up here but… she’s a real self admitted slut. At only 23 years old… She’s got not problem admitting the the 50+ men she can remember” sleeping with. She’s also a prostitute. She likes to use “escort.” But, honey.. ain’t nothing going to sugar coat your profession. She openly admitted to me that she has drd and has/had other various diseases. Not to mention this girl does anything for some drugs. I just want to make sure Calgary knows what theyre getting into. She may sell herself up to be a “model.” But, really it’s just her way of saying she’s a hooker. Don’t let the cake face fool you either, she actually resembles a troll.

That top was meant to be worn with bottoms.- nik