THE DIRTY ARMY: Everybody on the West side should know about this fake ass muthaf*cker, Zach Woeste. He moved out here from Mesa. He is a meth addict, thief and big time con artist. He’s been in and out of prison 10 times over the last 4 years. Most recently for probation violation on a firearms larceny charge. He claims to run Raven Music management but doesn’t have a single contract. He tells all the bands he’s been in biz for years and has contacts with all the major venues, this is a flat out lie. He also cheats on every girl hes with, usually with 3-5 other women. Hell find a cutie to take out in public but bangs old, nasty ass cougars to support his drug habit. He has a son he denies is his (with his ex-wife), even when shown a positive paternity test! He moves in w/ a new female every month, until they figure out he’s stealing and cheating on them. He even stole from my friends 8 year old son, nothing is too low for him. Last but not least he claims to be a Bounty Hunter. Like thats even possible with multiple felonies. He screws over friends and “lovers” alike. Don’t get scammed by this waste of human space!

You must mean literally.- nik