Westlock’s Working Girl Loni Nicole Gladue

January 9, 2013 Edmonton 83 7,041 Views

THE DIRTY ARMY: Hey Nik, as a public service annoucement for the center for disease control can we blast this swamp-donkey petri dish! Depending what day it is her name is Loni Nicole Gladue (aka last name Byer, Moes,Powder)and her hair color will change regularily, hey when you ditch court in a small town you gotta try different things!!If she is not on the front page of the local paper being yanked out of a crckhouse you can usually thumb through a few pages down and find her in the court report in possesion of some stolen goods such as credit cards, or using bear spray on people at a local bar, and her usual breaches of probation on a weekly basis with the other drains on the system that make up this town (we will blast them at a later date, it would take forever). And her Thursdays are usually spent at the courthouse trying to tug at the judges heart strings with her child story and how she loves him so much and doesn’t deserve what she has coming. Long story short unless you hang out at the scuzziest of cesspools (the old Hotel) you shouldnt have to encounter her and besides her baby daddy and her small group of homies (oh thats right she’s gangsta!! hahaha) you wouldn’t have the urge to stick it in her or even get jerked off even if she was wearing a silicone oven mitt. STAY AWAY…and lock up your shit at nights.

The more colorful the hair the more colorful the personality.- nik