What Is The Big Deal With Crystal McCahill


THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, could you PLEASE tell me what the attraction to Miss McCahill is? Because I dont see it. She got into Playboy from being a legacy. Like mother like daughter, I guess. I find it gross that she tries to imitate her mother by doing the same sh*t she did in the 60′s. They don’t mind that they’ve seen each other naked and couldnt be more proud of it. That to me is incest! Some 50 year old dude she was “dating” bought her her boobs a few years back. It was only then that she became relevant. Shes always in the clubs downtown Chicago. People find you as an easy target, Crystal because you are fast to take your clothes off. So Nik, please help me find the attraction with this has been. And help me understand why girls are proud to be seen in Playboy. I just dont get it.
She is still the hottest chick Chicago has produced, which is sad.- nik












Oh Nik. Come visit before you start saying stupid shit like that. There are hotter cocktail waitresses than her. Jenny McArthy is from SOUTH side for gods-sake.
She looks like chyna
Chyna + Khloe Kargashian = this beast
What about Erin the vs angel? She’s from Chicago nik
That’s a woman?
It’s a Man Baby!!!!!
She’s going to be in the new sin city movie that comes out this year
Lol, what a sick person you must be deep down to consider that to be incest. According to your logic, if you have kids then you are guilty of incest as every parent has seen thier children sans clothing. You can add to that your many acts of beastiality (you sicko, put some clothes on that duck), and id wager you have at some point seen a child naked (be it tv, relatives etc.), you pedophile!
To the anonymous poster saying seeing your child naked is incest: you’re a dumbass. I totally get what the op is saying. Her mother goes out to signings with crystal & encourages her in the porn world! I’m sorry, but that’s disturbing! They have side by side NUDE POSTERS made of each other posing naked comparing each other to the 60′s and 2009! You’re fucked up if you don’t see anything wrong with that!
Her uni-boob makes her waist look as thick as a tree trunk. I saw her a couple years ago. Her face was like a leather bag. Tanning starts to take its toll after a decade
She is sexy! I want to make passionate love to her and her mom.
I’m sure if we look around there’s hotter chicks in ChiTown. They just aren’t posted here cos they’re not hard partiers.
This is true. And anyone familiar with the Chicago nightlife scene knows it is only 30k Millis and some of the scariest looking women in the world. To see what this looks like first hand check out the Surreal Chicago Facebook page.
Surreal is a joke even *within* the joke that is Chicago nightlife promotion. Those walking trashbags make Snooki look like the queen.
Fake fur = cheap hooker.
she looks so exotic wallowing around in that filthy Lake Michigan water…
She is very BIG and THICK and she looks very manly in person.
She lived in my building with her bf for a while downtown…I didn’t know who she was till someone told me. Not impressive in person.
Shes always been a thick girl but curves are sexy. if she gets her tits and teeth fixed she will be at least an 8. i would still bang her out. ive seen her boyfriend out at the clubs hitting on every trash ball In sight. she obviously cant keep him satisfied. on to the next.
She’s hot but not the hottest in Chicago. Thank god the real hot chicks from Chicago aren’t on here. That’s a good thing to me.
it is true. I live in the city and when you meet a hot chick she is NEVER from Chicago. Always somewhere else. The girls here are gross and have that horrible suburban accent and act like tom boys.
Nik, what about Jenny McCarthy being the hottest Chicago has produced?
Knew her before her implants. Very flat almost disturbingly flat. Also she is a big time asshole, gets involved in other people’s business. Just simply put a fake bitch.
Fake bitch
Back in the days I worked with her at a bar in the suburbs called Half Day Inn in Vernon Hills and she was a sweet girl. She left to go to the strip clubs and never changed. Saw her in the city years later in never changed. Her brother Matthew is in the bar business and is very successful that has also brought her up too. She is a very sweet girl !!!