Why Does Dallas Have The Prettiest Girls



THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I was born in Dallas and have lived here my whole life. Now that I’m done with college and have been traveling, I have come to realize that in my home town is where the hottest girls in America are. Here is an example, check out Shyli Eaton, the girl has no flaws and is one sexy beast. Miami, the girls are all Mexican, in Hollywood they are all fake with plastic and botox. Here in Dallas it is different. Why do you think this is Nik?
Dallas has always been my weakness. Surprised I have never met Shyli Eaton?? Maybe I have, don’t remember.- nik












Her noise looks big in that first pic and I also think she looks like Gretchen Rossi
Those two chicks are beat. OC blondes destroy Dallas chicks no question. OP is an idiot, Miami is full of Cuban chicks, which can be from European, native, black or some combination of the three.
What are they like.. 14??
Howard Stern’s wife.
Shyli is a fuckin twat who thinks she’s hot shit. Biggest self centered bitch I’ve ever met! She said her goal in life is to be a trophy wife Bahahahahah better get a personality first honey cuz looks only go so far
Oil money
Really, OP? Miami is full of Mexicans? Have you not seen where Cuba is located? Look at a map every once in a while. How embarrassing.
looks north european to me
OC blondes > Dallas Blondes
She has a great body but her face is average. If this chick had Sarah wood’s face she would be deadly
just searched the site for sarah wood, and you must be on shrooms if you think her face is deadly…at least in a positive sense.
Why does someone keep trying to hype up that Sarah wood chick. She is not hot at all. Please move on to the person or people who keep bringing her up. This also sounds like a self post.
Those photoshop pics look hella lot different then the non photoshop pics. Different in the bad way.
In Miami, all the chicks are Mexican….bwaahhaaaa! Effing moron.
Nice self post, by the way….
Cuban Europeans? No comprende
Her fake boobs save her otherwise shed be considered ugly
She is cute common … Haters
wow look at that jaw.. is she a boxer?
nice try, OP. submitting 2 average looking blonde chicks in order to “portray beauty.” Clearly a self post.
These chicks faces are hideous. Either self post or open is blind.
Girl has given more rides than the DART. On the real. She smells like spray tan, fish and cigarettes. She thinks she’s one of the boys but it’s just cause we all know she puts out.
Unless you go into the rich neighborhoods, most broads you see on the street in Dallas are rectangle shaped Mexicans.
Lol average face. Looks like every white girl in Dallas.
Self post.
Dont be so obvi next time.
Have any of you ever read shylis twitter? She’s a total whore bag.
Chick has the herps. Nice self post btw
self post much?
her boobs look great
yeah this is pretty much a self post. shyli is one of the most self centered people i have ever encountered. it’s extremely annoying. she not only reassures me and some friends that she’s pretty, but she reassures herself in front of us. ALLLLLLLL THEEEEEE TIME!!!!!!!!
HAHHAHA Shylie is a total WHORE, don’t let the pics fool you, she isn’t as pretty in person. She has herpes too, watch out.