Would You With Reality TV Star Stassi Schroeder
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this is Stassi Schroeder, model and reality star. She is on the new show Vanderpump Rules on Bravo, and works as a server at Villa Sur. The show is a spinoff of Real Housewives of Beverly Hills. She acts SO superior to everyone and is one crazy B**CH! She was even named Reality Nation’s Villian of the Week. Everyone on the show kisses her ass…her boss, her boyfriend (who she treats like sh*t), her friends, other girls at the restaurant. I’m sure she is trying to make good TV, but you can tell by her Facebook/Twitter she is pretty self obsessed. I want to know if the Great and Powerful Nik Richie things Stassi is anything to write home about…would you?
Answer: No, her chest scares the sh*t out of me.
She’s a crazy bitch
Man back with deflated milk saggers,
This girl is a nightmare. Everything that should scare a guy and girl at that. Maybe she is doing it for tv but her Whiney drama filled personality makes me turn the channel every time. Like fingernails down a chalkboard!
i watch the show she is bat shit crazy!! ugly inside=ugly outside…..
Just another meaningless ho.
She has a mango nose. Do I know how to explain this? No.
This chick thinks she is the shit. far from. She needs her ears pinned back, loose 20 lbs and fix her sharp chin . I don’t see why people say she is pretty at all. That attitude makes her so ugly. .
She had a chin implant, so she paid for that sharp chin.
She had a chin implant, so she paid for that sharp chin.
Two words for any potential future suitors:
Dream Killer!
She looks like Chelsea Clinton…eeeeewwwwww
The last pic is absolutely horrid !! Her boobs look very saggy!! I think she’s a cute girl but her personality and insecurity kills it all !! Idk how Jax puts up with her ass! Maybe cause he needs a place to live ! She’s a whiny jealous b**ch!! I’m hoping this is just her character for the show cause if she’s really like that she needs to be fired and sent back to whatever hick town she came from:)
This chick is overly jealous and very insecure w/herself.( ugly character flaw). Her Tits are gross, in a couple more years she’ll be sagging to her ankles .Hopefully she never gets pregnant her body will be ruined and her tits will be worse than they already are.!!…
All of the girls on that show are ugly except for scheana.
There’s only one pretty one, but I don’t know her name. It’s not Scheana – she wears too much heavy black eyeliner.
Her head doesn’t even connect to her body in the last picture. Why am I the only one who noticed this??
Pay back post Scheana?
pancake bobs.
Totally agree with the Chelsea Clinton comment.. Also. Two posts in one week about this bitch? Fuck off Stassi and stop posting yourself! Your 15 mins is over on The Dirty!
Reality star?!?!? Hardly
This sausage wallet is busted. How many kids has she had? A mom should not be posing in pictures like this.
Her boyfriend is too hot for her and shes an annoying ass bitch. I hope he does cheat on her because her nagging is like a cat in heat
1st you submit Scheana.. and now you submit yourself!?! You are so sad Stassi.. grow up
Ew, I went to school with this girl Michelle Madonna and her and Stassi were on a reality show called Queen Bees. Basically a show about who was the biggest spoiled bitch. Anyway her and Michelle started video taping themselves and convincing each other they were famous. Michelle even came out with an itunes single called “I’m a Brat.” Fame whores…
She’s plain
LOL@ Chelsea Clinton! Looks like her in the face and she’s a crazy bitch!!
this chick is beat as f*ck
her rack is a nightmare
She’s a broke server. Who cares about her unless she is filling your water.
I hate her. Her personality sucks, if it’s not about her she doesn’t care what you have to say. She says she’s supposedly a long descendant of a Swedish princess, so she’s allowed to act like a princess, because that doesn’t sound arrogant at all -_- Her boyfriend Jax is actually hot and nice, but all she does is start arguments with him and accuses him of cheating.
Her personality is horrid! She is immature, insecure, spoiled and all around a mean person. That being said her looks don’t even begin to make up for her lack of personality and social skills.
P.S. this is such a self post it’s not even funny. I bet she also posted the other chick from the show, you know that one that is actually likable.
Omg she is craaaaazy! She acts so superior and is a horrible nasty person. Another girl putting sun lotion on your BFs back is not a big deal. Get some real problems!!
Hahaha! Lmfao at the comment about her ears! They really do stand front and center. From just lookin at her I’d rate her a six, but after hearing the god-awful crap that spews from her mouth, I gotta give her a one. And this is comin from a girl who is not picky
Lmao after i read the comment about her ears. Those things sure do stand frint and center, lol!
I saw the show for the first time this week. Yes, she is a pretty girl but her ugly personality takes away her prettiness. She thinks she is superior to others because she is a server @ a Hollywood restaurant!! Taking orders from the rich & kissing their asses for a good tip is nothing to call home about!!
Is it me or does her name remind me of the oppressive secret police of the DDR (former East Germany)? Either way it is kind of fitting, except the spelling is different (Stasi as opposed to the name Stassi).
She hangs with other wannabe reality “stars” that think they’re better than everyone around them. Their 15 minutes of fame is at minute 14.
Stassi has the UGLY kid insecurity complex, because she grew up ugly shes constantly jealous. She has an ugly flat ass&saggy boobs. You mean to tell me Jax is fighting Iover that? She needs Phaedra’s donkey booty video&a boob job then she’ll have the right to act like a bitch, at least look beautiful&tight when nonsense spats out her mouth. BAM!
Stassi is gross, her lips are so dry and crusty looking!
Stassi is a discusting girl. I thought she was pretty when i watched the first episode then her personalitly ruined it. Her ears make her look like dumbo. Those pictures of her look ugly her tits r saggy.. the last pic her face is posted on that body its not even her. Her bf is definitly way to hott for her n why would he put up w her crap? He wants her back? Why? She is a fame whore & a joke. Funny she was friends w everyone at sur and then all of a sudden finally evvveryone realized she was a piece of shit n opend their eyes n befriended look at her now. She is pathetic.. how she treated Sheena was horrid she is beautiful n a nice girl.. stassi is a jealous bitch. She also seems like shes going to b a serial killer the things she says of like killing ppl on the show is fucked up.. frank was just a rebound.. i hope lisa fires stassi who gives a fuck if shes pandoras friend? Shes ruining lisa resturant by her personality.. if she doesnt get fired bravo is jus keeping her on the show to make it interesting.. stassi is embaressing herself n lisas resturant.. i wouldnt want to eat there.. stassi was a pos to everyone n she is now getting hers n deserves it. I think its funny. She acts so hard.. y u cryin bitch? If i met her in real life id punch her in the face. She needs to grow up n stop acting like shes in highschool!! Shes not a queen i watch teen mom & those girls act more mature than she does. She is fuckin trashy ratchet girl n her mom should have swallowed her… grow up ho
Discusting on the inside and out, Nasty personality,, inconsiderate, jealous, whore… biggest cunt ive ever seen on a reality show.. get over urself ur nothing.. ur so ugly sag tits n ur dumbo ears. Why the fuck would jax put up with ur ass? I hope lisa fires u.. ur embaressing urself and lisas sur resturant. The last picture is her head posted on someone elses body thats not even her.. even that face dont look like her
She’s definitely rocking some of those little chicken cutlet bra insert thingies in that red dress. Her breasts are not that big and they are saggy. she lives in Hollywood, get a boob job already.
She’s a horrible person, not only to everyone she hates, but to her “friends” as well. I feel sorry for her as she will end up alone, just a matter of time.
I’m so happy Katie and Kristen got away from her to save their own lives.
Jax may be a money pit, but at least he has a heart.
Stassi … I hope you read this and realize you REALLY SUCK as a person. You need a reality check girl … You may be Pandora’s “friend” and have Lisa’s protection for this … But even that was just enough to get you a WAITRESS job … REALITY CHECK GIRL!
This ugly bitch has been trying to make it as an actress since 2005 and she is still only a waitress. Give it up girl…nobody wants to see you. I grew up in Los Angeles and currently live in Beverly Glen. I’m going to have to make a trip down the hill to SUR this week, just to see if she is as ugly (in person) as she is on film. My guess is probably much worse.
I also agree with the other comments. Her tits are way too saggy for her age. She may have been a beauty queen in Louisiana, but in LA she is way way below average. She is completely out of her element living out here.
Everyone is hating yet I dont see any of you with a profile pic? Saggy boobs..pointy chin….blah blah she’s pretty quit being jealous b***s!!
Umm, we aren’t on TV telling everyone that “I am an amazing person” and sending bully texts while saying how great of a friend she is. How about the fact she is 23 thinks she knows everything, accuses others of being skunks and whores when she hopes in the sack with frank right after she breaks up with Ajax and then give Lora and Ajax sh1t about seeing each other. We are not on TV . We aren’t putting ourselves out there ripping people apart while saying how great we are. She judges people on how they look so why can’t we judge her? If I were on TV I am sure people would say how day and ugly I am, I wouldn’t care cause unlike her I have a great personality and a big heart and at 6’5″ 275 I know you wouldn’t say things to my face… keyboard tough guy… but what I say online I would say to your face. Am I ugly? My wife doesn’t think so and that’s all I care about, but I didn’t do so bad with the ladies when I was single. Bottom line, I know I’m not perfect or a Brad Pitt and I’m OK with that. She actually thinks she is hot and an amazing person and that is what we have a problem with. Idk, maybe your her if so grow the truck up.
Self post.
I would love to go to Sur just to punch her in the face or tell her off…thought about it… Every time i watch the show, I want to punch her. She’s a heinous bitch.
You just don’t bully people like that. Bullies need to be taught a lesson.
Stassi is one of those people I’d happily go to jail for if it meant I could get one really solid punch to her face and break her nose.
(perhaps it would improve her appearance and maybe make her think twice about being a dirty little snatch on tv.)
at least her boobs are real. shes very beautiful. quit hating.
ass. Lisa Vanderpump told Andy Cohen the truth re that. Andy brought up that royalty comment (on Watch What Happens) she laughed & said “She’s a descendent of a Swedish waitress & needs to remember that”. So another Stassi BS lie. She’s still ugly on the inside & has a flat ass. Jax better hope that their kids get his chin & hair color if they ever have kids. Her massive insecurity will only makes Jax cheat again. She needs to constantly be reassured & that is so exhausting & A turn-off to men. The only reason she doesn’t get fired is because she’s a friend of Pandora, Lisa’s daughter. She’ll never make it as a model because she has an unattractive walk, flat butt & does not have what it takes. She’ll remain a waitress at her guaranteed job & since that’s all she has, lord over the revolving staff (who will go on to other careers) while she stays stuck there.
Mean comments wow she’s not a serial killer ,but I tend to see the good . In individuals . I would advice stassi to exercise with Jason and she can tone up a little and if she’s working as a server So what ! She wants to act let her try u never know if you don’t try
Last I heard princesses dont wait tables. I think she screwed a guy Frank 2 days after a 2 yr relationship and then back and forth? ? Ho bag, not to mention a waitress ho