You Can’t Trust This Douche

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this Jonathan Hickney, but he goes by many aliases such as Alberto Steiner, Edward Culligan, Javier Masseratti, Ricardo Alejandro, Jonathan Daclaud Lee, Marcos King, Fernando Giovanni among others bull shit fake ass names. Anyway, the guy is a total douche bag, FAKE and LIAR! He is always drunk. Stay away from this drunk wannabe ladies man, because he is a DOUCHE BAG and cannot be trusted!
If I had to guess “Javier Masseratti” probably got him laid the most.- nik












Really?it takes a dirty posting for it to be pointed out that this guy is a doucher? couldn’t tell at all…..
Orange you gonna grow taller and trim the spikes?
Ha! Good point.
what a smegma head aka duck butter – jizz monkey – cum stain
What a fucking douche! Trying to be like Pauley D… Hahahaha
I find him resistable…that is one greasy ass guido..yuck…
totally gay
its a good thing this dude has some little muscles because his face if fucking ugly. he should get bigger fake designer glasses to cover his beak and grill
A who says that DJ Pauly D is not a great influence on the youngsters?!
Only difference, this fake DP either can’t afford tats, or has not yet succumbed to having to polish some knobs for complimentary “body art”!
Isn’t the Jersey crap over back in 2012?
You’re telling me you couldn’t tell this dude was a douche just by looking at him?
Girl, you don’t have to tell people to stay away from… ahn… it.
I’d be scared if I saw this guy. How can someone find whatever’s going on with this guy attractive?
I do not find this man attractive at all.
That is definitely not a man, just a douche pussy bitch
lmao…wow..this guy
this is probably the ugliest person i’ve ever seen.
This is proof that you don’t have to be born retarded. With enough bronzer, hair product, and total lack of dignity, you too may aspire to retard status.
So I have to ask, Nik would you?
where is his shirt?
Its the King Of All Douchebags. I bet he talks about himself in third-person..
There is nothing remotely attractive about this guy, any girl who falls for that! deserves what she gets lol
Im from jersey and ive seen this guy at the clubs and down the shore for years now. He is a douche and I could never figure out if he was italian or a mexican fence jumper
I bet he’s a butt bandit…..looks like one!!! So not attractive or sexy…..poor guy! He’s freaking ORANGE too….wth?!
This kids name is Jorge Vargas and he lives in jersey! He’s not a Guido, he’s from Venezuela
His name is Jorge Vargas and he’s from Venezuela
So he’s a filthy Beaner. Venezuela/Mexico..same smelly people
Yep and is security at garden state plaze
Why the hate on him. He’s a harmless dude.
The guy is Albanian. Same as all his friends. They are Albanian posing as Italians.
Look at this faggit looking guedo tanned fruit loop
Why is it that rhose that should wear clothes don’t. While those that shouldn’t do…
Boob lover is confused and repulsive by this wretched ratchet hooman.
I’m amazed he has no tattoos.
Hahahahahahahahhhhhhahahahahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahahha
HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAhh
All that’s missing are the tribal arm tattoos. I don’t get how any guy over the age of 18 likes to look like this. Don’t you want to look like a grown man and not a butt pirate?
His name is Jorge Vargas and this picture is from probably 2005/2006. His sister is that chick Veronica that was on jerseylicous for a hot minute. He lives in jersey.
Dude is a mall cop in jersey
is this real life, people actually think this is attractive?! pathetic.
His name is Jorge. He’s from jersey. He doesn’t even drink. He is venswalain and pretends to be italian
His name is Jorge. He’s from jersey. He doesn’t even drink. He is Venezuelan and pretends to be Italian. Not a bad kid . Give him a break. The dude is just trying to get laid
Really? I had to read your post to figure out that he couldn’t be trusted. And did you call him a “Ladie’s Man”? Women around the world should be bowing their heads in shame if this is what they like.