You Need A Columbian Nanny



THE DIRTY ARMY: Okay Nik, I am determined to find you a Columbian nanny. You have to say yes to this one. Her name is Lina Posada and she is a designer and model. If you say no to her, you are not a man my friend. She is literally perfect.
That is what Columbian’s look like? I never knew…- nik














Better looking than the mud sucking A-rabs
ColOmbian, you f*ckers. Spell it right.
<3
She is lacking in the chest department. And nobody wants to hear a Spanish accent coming from a blonde.
Yea a lot of colombian ppl look like that believe it or not
Yeah Lina Posada and Colombian chicks in general are smoking. Check out Natalia Paris, Natalia Velez, Daniela Tamayo, Melissa Giraldo, and the Davalos Twins. All smoking hot Colombians. And Sofia Vergara of course, even though she’s getting older, but damn she was hot when she was younger.
Yeah they’re hot after surgery, but then get them pregnant and their body is a wreck. That’s why they try to marry money.
Hey, it’s spelled Colombia you cocknuckle.
woww.. a hotter version of shayne lamas! you need to get on this piece of tail nik !!!
Its spelled Colombian!!!!!!!!!!
Photoshop is for liars.
That’s definitely a Columbian ass, any country that can crank out Shakira and her like gets my vote
Most South American women are of European descent, hence the reason a lot of them have light hair and light eyes.
She is from Colombia therefore she is Colombian not Columbian….Great designer and model. xoxo
Please be born with two X Chromosomes, please be born having XX Chromosomes.
Why the fuck are you so racist Nik? Stop with the stereotyping it’s not cute.
Nik, you’re dumb. & obviously simple.
the first two pictures from far away look super hot. the third picture where you can see her face….she looks dead behind her eyes. real beauty, like nik has acknowledged, comes from girls like amber heard who have that spark behind their eyes that emanates beauty and intelligence
Puhleez, “Nik’s” satire is as real as the “Columbian’s” body bits. I hope all works out in KY. because your “commentary” is photoshopped.
does she have a twin sister pull a heafner and have 3
*COLOMBIANS YOUR FUCKING IGNORANT STUPID AMERICAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Thank you.
Anyways, colombians are very mixed. My parents are both from colombia, while my mom is white with green eyes, my dad is halfblack, and they are from the same city in colombia so yes.
And this is NOTHING this girl is plain ugly comparing to real colombians. I might take time to send pics in of really hot models someday.
Nik, Latin Americans from Mexico to Brazil range from European looking to Indigenous to Black. Just b/c you’ve only seen the Mestizos doesn’t mean the other variety don’t exist. I’ve seen Asian looking Mexicans. Peru has a huge Japanese population.
Colombian doctors are very good, just saying
I lived in Colombia for a year. No they don’t look like that plus they are crazy bitches
South Americans are generally of European descent that is why they are so stunning, after all Shakira is Columbian, check out Ms Universe for Columbia, Peru, Chile and Brazil for more proof
Shakira is also part Middle Eastern. Lebanese,if I’m not mistaken.
Yeh, the ones who dye their hair blonde.
She is not hotter than shayne.
Her face is horrible.
There is no ‘U’ in the spelling of South American country. A ‘U’ is used in the District of Columbia and Columbia University.
you live in Miami and never banged a Colombian?
now I know you’re gay.
Oh Daddy likee!!!
Women from South America are exotic and beautiful!
This makes me happy
While everyone is arguing about columbians or whatever, look how gross and over processed her hair is!! Ewww what a rats nest!!
Sexy
U dumb ass you talk so much shit about everyone atleast learn how to spell colombian before you post it! And yes colombia has beautiful women! 100% Colombian