You Need A Nanny With Experience

January 30, 2013 Columbia, The Dirty 41 62,099 Views

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I have been Dirty Army strong for a few years, but this is my first post. I may not always agree with your views, but I get the general movement you are creating. With that being said, I feel so compelled to help you find a Mexican Nanny so Press can be bilingual and in touch with her Argentinian heritage. I want to introduce you to Colombian model Tatiana Gil who is extremely hot for a brunette. Nik I’m a hetero chick and after seeing her SOHO magazine spread I would do her. I know she may not be exactly up to your standards, but since she would be the help I figured you could overlook her nose and belly button. She also has kids so you wouldn’t have to worry about her dropping your baby.

She wouldn’t work. There is no way I could look at her everyday with a nose like that. I wouldn’t be able to make eye contact ever which would be a bad character trait for my daughter to pick up on.- nik