You Need A Nanny With Experience

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I have been Dirty Army strong for a few years, but this is my first post. I may not always agree with your views, but I get the general movement you are creating. With that being said, I feel so compelled to help you find a Mexican Nanny so Press can be bilingual and in touch with her Argentinian heritage. I want to introduce you to Colombian model Tatiana Gil who is extremely hot for a brunette. Nik I’m a hetero chick and after seeing her SOHO magazine spread I would do her. I know she may not be exactly up to your standards, but since she would be the help I figured you could overlook her nose and belly button. She also has kids so you wouldn’t have to worry about her dropping your baby.
She wouldn’t work. There is no way I could look at her everyday with a nose like that. I wouldn’t be able to make eye contact ever which would be a bad character trait for my daughter to pick up on.- nik














Funny shit nik
Women….it’s NOT cute nor funny to say “I’m a girl and I’m straight and I would do her.” NO ONE CARES. This is 2013. Everyone is willing to do everyone. Get over yourselves.
Ha! I completely agree!
And I’m a girl.
See what I did there? ^
That above statement is completely irrelevant to your comment.
So you’re saying your greg gets hard every time some roided up or 30k millionaire is posted on here. Since it’s all about free love in 2013. Stop being a hippie.
Nik u r a real d bag
So you need to be sexually attracted to your nanny?! It sounds to me you’re looking for a side piece! And wtf take care of you’re own kids ppl who can’t afford nannys do! What’s the point of having a baby if you’re going to pay someone to take care of them “EVERYDAY”? oo ur busy? Work less, that’s what normal ppl do, you don’t have no family members that can watch her if you go away on a trip or birthday tour? Noo you rich famous Fu KS have babies to play with, look at and show off to make money off of them. They don’t wana change diapers 10 times a day or feed them every 3 hours, that’s what the helps for. God take care of you’re own kids. Did you’re parents have a nanny raise you? And why not let shayne pick a nanny? You’re looking at ppl that have nannys raise their kids to be you’re nanny wtf kind of sense does that make? Just so you can get a boner while she’s washing press’ laundry.
You know he’s just joking, right?
How do you look at your wife with those nostrils? You should have never sold your soul to Vh1
You want to help Nik find a Mexican nanny so press can be in touch with her Argentenian roots so you offer a Columbian woman? Just…wow. I hate ignorance.
Your ass is going to be so divorced before you even see your 10 year wedding anniversary. I’ve been married almost 10 years now. Marriage is not easy especially when you throw kids into the mix. AND you have an insecure wife. How in the hell do you rationalize what you do to shayne? Shaynes not going to put up with this absurd BS forever. If you care anything about your family which I think you do, consider changing professions (if you can even call what you do a profession). Oh, and the woman you say you couldn’t look in the eye because of her nose, she’s beautiful. Stop being such an douche.
She’s cute, but friends with Jodi Arias
how bout the other traits you do have Nik that are more harmful to your daughter, all you do is put people down, beautiful people at that, when you an ugly little thing yourself, your daughter will be a bully when she grows up just like you, what a great quality to pass on to your child, poor parenting
In response to all of the above comments:
You must be new here.
How bout when Niks daughter gets his big nose, and acne problem and people bully her. Karma is a bitch Nik.