THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik This is Ellie Martin, one of the biggest posers you will ever meet. She goes from phase to phase. This talented artist has the mental issues and personality mood swings you would normally see from a high school freshmen. Has been known to use her body to get what she wants out of guys. She has cheated on almost every boyfriend she has had because she can not control her sexual urges. Heads up, she’s on the pill and encourages to screw without protection. Does a bad job at hygiene in general, she will reach to give you a hug and ends up offending your nose. Pieced nipples and tongue. She’s the typical girl that will sleep with who ever is providing her booze or pot. In october you can find her poll dancing at Monster Mountain or blowing off one of the workers in a corner. Recently her new phase is the the hippy/dread lock.

I don’t think she’ll ever make it out of the ‘Flannel farm girl’ phase.- nik