Anyone Else Excited For Spring Breakers
THE DIRTY ARMY: Hey Nik, wanted to solicit your thoughts on the upcoming release of Spring Breakers. I saw the trailer for it when I went to see 0-Dark-30. While I think J Franco looks ridiculous as a gangsta whigga, Selena and Vanessa look incredibly sexy in their swimsuits. I also loved the allusions to drug use and girl-girl action. With a gun to Press’ head, would you?
Answer: Yes, I will go see this movie. Vanessa parties hard in real life so this is the perfect role for her.
Silly.
WOW, these girls are built like 12 year olds, give me a break NIK!
Pathetic i know!
Is this a chick flick? Nik is officially homo.
Not one of these girls is over 15 years-old. A person would have to be a pedo to think that they’re “sexy”
I will see this movie because Mr. Franco’s character is lovely based on riff raff and because Gucci Mane stars in it as well.
The shanks are just a bonus lol.
with a gun to press’s head? are you fucking sick? you complete cunt and nik i cant believe you would post this idiots comment after he said that
Vanessa is a weasel and a teenybopper. Like omg your so badass! You were in High School Musical and dated that f*g zac efron! Haha. Why do all these dumb bitches try so hard to be all badass with the drugs and partying? Party all u want, you’ll always be the fake ass teenybopper bitch with no talent.
Jealous lol
So now we find out that Nik is a pedo.
That awkward moment when you find out that Vanessa Hudgens and Selena Gomez are two different people…
Vanessa can’t contain her sexiness, it simply runneth over. Selena is adorable, wish she would bear me three kids. The other two…meh, I would at least stick it in – 3 pumps
Wait, sex? I thought this travesty of a movie would be rated T for Teen since I assumed no self-respecting over-16-year-old would pay to go see these twits “act”. I do like James Franco, but not enough to want to look at Hudgens’ ugly ass mug for 90 minutes.
Didn’t Selena fuck Gucci Mane on set?
That would be dirtball….
Vanessa h gives the best bj ever she had me going crazy
Has anyone seem the movie promos going around youtube and cable? U can def tell Vanessa has been partying, has quite a gut and pouch going!
They all look like they are 12….they could all use some +2′s, especially Vanessa
Any adult male who goes to see this movie should immediately be put on an FBI pedophilia watch list.
They are all over 18 dirtbag
Yeah keep justifying it, Pervo. You’re probably like 60 jerking off to these children. Kill yourself.
I’m not 60, and they stopped being children when they became LEGAL. You probably have a daughter about their age – and are afraid of what they do. Well, let me tell you, they are probably whores, and you feel like a pervert wanting to bang them, you sick maggot.
Product placement much?
How much did they pay you to post this, Nik?
i get the whole spring break angle, but why is it junior high spring break?
There all over 18 you fools ! Il see it there all buildt like a 12 year old hum . Well that girl Rachael and Ashley have nice bodys nice Tits and Ass !
Now Selena and Vanessa well i can agree with you on that one lol.
That shit ain’t right ..
I laugh at this, it reminds me of my daughter telling me she is gonna be “famous” for a job when she is older…
I don’t know I’d it’s just me but I smell Oscar here!
Its actually latex and sweaty vag you smell, aka the universal fragrance of spring breakers everywhere. Then again Oscar does have is nuts on your chin so I supposed you could be smelling him
& Rock’n'Roll??? I bet there’s not one real Rock song in that movie.
Luckily you just added nickelbacks greatest hits to your ipod so you will be able to listen to some real rock while you wait for your mom to pick you up. You’re so core bro.
Its so annoyinh when child stars try to prove their not children anymore, especially when they still look 10. Selena gomez looks like a 5th grader. And vanessa has a scrunched up mouse face. Gross. They should just keep doing disney movies. Then at least once they hit 30 they can play parents on a new disney show. That’s as far as their careers can go. If their lucky!
is it pretty accepted that vanessa h is hot? I know I know 12 year old got that thanks. Really though, am I the only one who thinks she is not even remotely attractive? Selena on the other hand, I get that… especially with those tits filling in.
They all look like teenagers because of their hair and makeup…not body types. -_-
In a heart beat , helllllsssss ya!