THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I love Joselyn and she has been posted on TheDirty for a while now. I know we all call her “The Nanny”, but is that her official DC name?
I want to name her Spanish Nanny, but I know that is lame. I’m ok with other suggestions i.e. Post-Op, etc.- nik
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Spanish Omelet?
Post Op FOR THE WIN!
we should name her LPPSCL
Spanish Nanny is fine, or Nanny Caliente…
Spanish Fly or straight up Calienté
She tries to hide from everyone about her surgeries, even deletes all comments on her instagram. Lol why hide the obvious….?
Dam her and her hotness
nicknames should be natural, not forced. Spanish Nanny it should be
she is anything but natural…forced to be pretty should be her name
Post-Op. it is PERFECT.
How about Frankenhot ! She is hot !
How about Niñera Cabeza de Patata (Nanny Potato Head)? It’s Niñera Cabeza De Patata and her bucket of parts!
Spanny Nanny
“The REAL Nip/Tuck”
Mexicanny. The Mexican nanny you smash 3 times a year when your wife is visiting her Dad out of town.
Spanish Fly
Nanny Ramirez
Name her Zero to Hero
La Isla Bonita
Magic eraser…she sure did a lot of erasing on her face
how. she never shows her teeth? I only saw one on this site and they were messed up
She has a bunch of pics on her Instagram smiling. Really nice smile
I like the name “Porcelain”
Post Op is good or Beaver
Post Op Chipmunk?
senorita ninos
Green card
niñera
Rhino-nanny
Yeah we should call her little miss unrecognizable
Señorita Boobi
I’m still going with my original thought of
Dos Fakies
I am feeling SpicTrick
Spanny
I am willing to call this babe SpicTrick
Spanny.
(I take all forms of payment.)
LOLs!!!
#dirtyspanny
AUTOBOT. She’s a Transformer.
BOF=BRIDE OF FRANKENSTEIN
well the retard nik wants her to be his nanny and high end nanny’s are called au pairs which many americans pronoun “o pair” so this might have some comical significance maybe call her
The O’Pair or The Au Pair.
could work.
AND THE WINNER IS “SPANNY”
Nik!! I agree spanny nanny!!!!!! Spanny nanny
Snip and Tuck.
“the nanny” or “Post Op” is the best option at this point. i prefer “Post op”, makes more sense.
Messy Bedroom
she’s not spanish. she’s a beaner. spaniards are from spain. beaners are from mexico. duh
Mexicans are from Mexico. Stop the racism idiot, it only reveals your ignorance.
Espana nana
Can’t believe she even has her lips done. Lip-reduction. She can’t smile because the scars on the inside of her mouth are too painful.
Plastic Taco
Mami Nanni
She looks like Brook Burke and the background of her picture screams poor so how about Broke Burke?
The-help
Everyone is going Gaga for her wtf She looks Miley Cyrus when Miley Was 15!
SNik/Tuck.
Her name should be “Glow Worm” with the light shining on her face that what she reminded me off. Let’s take it retro yo!
Ya whats up with that room? Is she on the set of Hostel or something. Hopefully she doesn’t live there it looks like it smells like beans…
I guess SpicTrick is the winner but …. damn she is hot
I say we name her Spanglish
Houdini came to mind. i like post op too!
Frankenstien
Like one said, NANNY RAMIREZ
Pre Love Child or Chamber Maid.
Mexicanny is brilliant
I like mexicanny that’s awesome
How about Post-op Pato for those duck lips!
Call her Las Tetas
Spic N Spanny
Mexinanny
Spanish Fry
One of the first thing men fall in love with when they meet their mate for life is their smile. This chick can only look “good” with one pose :/
How long did it take for all of her surgery to settle in?
SELF POST!!!!
Refried Bean….she was once a normal bean but then redone. Or ReMaid.
Joselyn is a low budget escort and has herpes
Beta – because she will never be a final product. the revisions will keep coming..
Bucky… for her teeth