Austins Favorite Photographer

THE DIRTY ARMY: nik this is Damian… or he goes by Cherry Static Photography (seriously?) This guy is all over Austin and of course he is loved by Americas most pretentious hipster city. This guy is totally in the closet. He is a photographer that goes to events in Austin and pretends to be cool because he takes pictures of fat burlesque dancers and drugged out hippy performers. This guy is a jerk. Everyone loves his photography so they are blind to the fact that not only is he seriously gay, but he is a complete sociopathic jerk who won’t admit to anyone that he is gay. All you have to do is catch him at whatever stupid event he is photographing and look how he dresses… totally in the closet gay. I also hear he has a serious c*caine problem (of course) He should have been shunned when he posted pictures of his model wearing an American flag covered in blood… that is disgusting and anti-American. He claims he makes art, i call it trash. He should go hang out with Marilyn Manson and the can pretend to be Andy Warhol together. Nick, what do you think? Think this pretentious artsy closet homosexual should finally come out of the closet and apologize to our countrys brave troops for making his disgusting “Art” and defacing our nations flag?
You can tell he’s fried his hair with a straightener and can’t afford to fill in his tats.- nik














Who?
Whoever wrote this is a super douche.. That dude is rad!
Whoever wrote this is hilariously ignorant.
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the fat chick is his gf. and they dont do coke.
Agreeeed! Hilariously ignorant.