BenGals Introduce New “Anti-Slut Clause” In Cheerleader Contracts
CINCINNATI, OH - In the wake of BenGal cheerleader Sarah Jones’ indictment on charges that she had sex with a high school student, all BenGal cheerleader contracts will now contain an anti-slut clause. The anti-slut clause is intended to ensure that similar incidents do not occur in the future.
“We finally came to realize that this is necessary,” said Bengal director of cheerleader development Tanya Collins. “We used to just get by with contracts that included a peppy-ness clause, a jiggling clause, and a heavy make-up clause, but this is obviously a different time in America.”
In addition to the clause in the contract, other anti-slut precautions will be taken within the BenGals organization. “We will be looking out for and preventing sluts from infiltrating the squad at every level,” Collins explained. “There will be a slut psychological profile test given at tryouts. It measures slut potential through a series of complex questions. We are very thankful to the editors at Tiger Beat magazine for allowing us to use their “Are You A Slut?” quiz from the November 2010 issue.”
ugh OP wtF would you post this garbage? If you want a make believe place to post bogus stories, try The Onion. i hate being cliche, but “keep it real, here”
Still trying to figure out why hot female teaches hook up with young boys…. We’re they touched inappropriately as children?
Sarah Jones isnt hot for starters, second these women all have mental disorders!!!
Derf is a fake magazine here in Cincinnati. Don’t get too excited guys!
The thing is, the front office needs to do this in real life! I mean, it sucks to be apart of the Bengals organization. Gotta keep the players out of jail, gotta keep the ben-gals not only off of player dick, but apparently underage ones, too…
Keep fighting the good fight, Front Office!
Ew she has cankles.
her new name should really be bettlejuice. look how small that head is compared to her body
Talk about a SLUT!!! Man i can stand this bitch!!!
Nik, I like your site and visit it most days. I know you have it out for Sarah Jones, but this is fake, bro.
Does no one see the gopher in this shud of “woman”?
Nik… Seriously. You’re gonna get sued for this shit. You better be more careful with not only the “third party” fake posts, but putting false information out their as well as words in other peoples mouths that they never said. Recipe for a LAWSUIT. Be more careful, man. Smarten up… I know you hate this chick, as do most of us. But this is just begging for a lawsuit from a giant organization that you will indubitably NOT be able to fend yourself against. You’re gonna find yourself in the middle of a lawsuit with a huge corporation… And they don’t use little hometown lawyers. These attorneys will chew your ass up and spit you out, penniless.
… This is obviously a joke.
good
Nic I love your site! This slore is fugly!
If they had a real anti-slut cause they would have no cheerleaders!
She is so ugly! Looks like ET’s sister or a girl with progeria
This Jones chick is trying to remain relevant from her Bengals days over 2 years ago. Has no clue it’s time to move on. Looked at her twitter and she still posts pics each week of her in some sexy Bengals photo shoot. Geez…